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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

OP posts:
GwendolineMaryLacey · 16/05/2011 16:10

I've skimmed so this might have already been said but could it have been actual embryos? More interesting than sperm.... After all, sperm isn't really that dodgy. They could have been on their way to a 'clinic' that clipboard man had set up.

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 16:13

I am thinking more and more that embryo/foetus is likely. It does deal with pregnancies at the Portland (you can have a champagne birth for a five or six of thousand - I have always wondered about those). Seeing one dissected is the saddest and weirdest thing - almost unreal.

You know what - I am really wishing that I could go back to pathology - it was the most fascinating work. Never a dull day. Did I tell you I saw a brain op.
(stands back as Mumsnetters vomit in chorus)

It could have been a really important brain!

scarletfingernail · 16/05/2011 16:28

Wow this thread has moved on fast since last night. What's the general consensus then re the coolbag? If I've read right sperm has been knocked on the head and the most likely scenario is still body parts or embryos?

It all got a bit too complicated for me when antennaes and bugging equipment were brought into it Grin

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 16:33

I like the sound of knocking sperm on the head....

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 16:44

TMI punkatheart

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 16:46

Nobody's come forward to shed light on the painted eyebrows for babies. Have I poked a stick in a hornet's nest ?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 16:59

scarlettfingernail the consensus was that it had to be something medical, which is sadly difficult to turn into a comedy caper.

WereOffToSeeTheWizard · 16/05/2011 17:06

Finally

want some advice ?

..........Keep looking over your shoulder

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 17:07

Right. Since I've been away, I have worked it out. Again. For definite.

I'll tell you when reach command centre. Which will be Friday evening, and then I'll be stuck at Euston, as I can't do London.

but I DEFINITELY know the truth now.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:12

I'm scared again. I'll find out if there's a helipad on the roof of Euston Station (bound to be ) and then we can go direct to command centre and thrash out a plan. Am I safe until Friday though ?

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 17:19

I don't think the boss will let me have the time off to get there earlier. Unless I show him this thread. Then he may understand the seriousness of the situation.

WereOffToSeeTheWizard · 16/05/2011 17:25

Samjam show your boss this thread and it will be the last thing you do.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:27

DON'T SHOW YOUR BOSS THE THREAD !

Sorry for shouting but I don't think you've got the hang of this at all. Do you not realise what's at stake ? Is there anywhere near your home/work that a helipcopter could land ?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:28

I mean, where George Clooney could land a helipcopter

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 17:29

Good God, don't show him the thread Shock

Or you too will get the hollow cheeked Russian with the silencer at the door.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:31

not all Russians are like that though are they Ariesgirl ?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 17:33

No I know many lovely Russian people. I even learned Russian for a year before giving up because it was too hard.

Sorry to any Russians.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:35

Let's just say someone very sinister then ( not Russian )

Helicopter's on its way samjam have you packed your bags and said goodbye to the children ?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 17:36

Sicilian mafia?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:36

You'll be taken to Glasgow btw. That was the most recent sighting of clipboard man

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:38

Sicilians are lovely too aren't they. Great with lemons and that. ( can't be too careful )

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 17:38

All packed - come to think of it, I was watching the boss this morning, and the assembly had a DISTINCTLY cold war feel to it - thanks for the advice! Showing him the thread could have been fatal to me personally, not to mention jeopardizing the whole operation! Sorry ladies - what was I thinking??

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:40

George says he can't land in your back garden because of the trampoline. Can you move it ?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 17:40

30s-style Al Capone gangsters?

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 17:42

Could he land on it? It looks a bit like a heli pad? And we could take off with quite a lot of upthrust?