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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:43

Yes ok but there are some great people in Chicago too aren't there ?

ginger55 · 16/05/2011 17:45

It's like one of those lateral thinking puzzles - that one about each member of a starving group (in desert / boat etc) having to donate a piece of their body - then before the last in the group saws off their arm, they are all rescued - much later, the last member thus sends their promised limb with a letter to the rest of the group - honour satisfied..

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:45

Good thinking samjam I think you'll be great for the project. Leave the trampoline where it is and George Clooney will ease himself onto it and then thrust away. Have you packed your passport ?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:47

Maybe but I'm not sending any of my limbs by post. I'm very busy in the command centre guiding George Clooney safely onto the trampoline so that he can get lots of upthrust

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 17:49
Grin
Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 17:51

Something urgent has come up. Can I leave you to deal with the project for a while samjam ?

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 17:54

Well - I'm not sure I can take on the reponsibility just right now - I have to go and do pond dipping with the Brownies in a minute (a cover you understand for my glamorous and uber cool secret life) - think of the children! I couldn't put them at this kind of risk!!

scarletfingernail · 16/05/2011 17:55

Grin Samjam

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 18:09

I'm back. There was a 1930s gangster at the door.

Samjam nice cover. Totally believable. In the meantime can you pack some of your teachers' pens and a laminator from your school ? We need to make lots of charts. Flow/pie that kind of thing.

DollyTwat · 16/05/2011 18:19

What about this for a crazy idea theory

The couple are being blackmailed and their child has been kidnapped. The clipboard man has given them a body part on ice to prove they have the child. The instructions are where to take the money where they'll get their child back.

LynetteScavo · 16/05/2011 18:20

Here is my gut feeling.

The couple are recently bereaved, hence them looking flustered and stressed.

The dead person has some how become separated from one or some of their internal organs.

The couple, possibly the parents go ballistic, and say they don't trust or want or hospital to transport the organs.

Navy fleece man is a doctor (which is why he has an automotive air to him) doing them a favor. He has to explain to the taxi driver which door of the other hospital to drop of the couple, so they can go directly to the morgue (or where ever) without going through the main entrance.

They agree to meet out side the British Library as it's the only obvious place that comes to mind,during their earlier tense phone call. It is in a convenient location the location and known to both parties

The envelope contains the letter from the doctor to the pathologist (or whoever) at the other hospital.

The doctor returns to the hospital to deal with whatever life or death situation is thrown at him next.

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PinotGrigiosKittens · 16/05/2011 19:25

? I don't get it Bounce

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 19:34

You don't think there is a connection. Between what and what ? Please explain

whodunnit · 16/05/2011 19:39

Lynette - you are back to save us with your good logic. Now let's not get drawn into the undervcover op with Arsiegirl and Finally... they are decoys and coolbox salespersons. But there have been developments since midnight - who is navy fleece man? Is he the same as clipboardman? Where are the CCTV spies when we need them. I think OP's husband is a cop and so she will have the serious angle covered so we can concentrate onteh trivia. And the devil is in the detail.

Have we heard from all the MNers very kindly eating cake inthe British Library whilst doing surveillance? I'll volunteer to cover the rest of the weekon duty there. Any more volunteers?

wendihouse22 · 16/05/2011 19:43

Illegal body parts. Black market job. Or sperm.

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 19:48

Back from "pond dipping" Wink

Will report to cake eating duties in BL at earliest convenience after Clooney has taken care of me in the helicopter. Unsure of ETA - Finally?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 19:58

Have instructed George Clooney to take you to a top London hotel for the night and stay close to you. He'll then drop you off at the BL for cake eating duties. Afraid you'll just have to stick with it for as long as it takes. Someone has to do it samjam

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 20:00

Sigh. I guess I'll just have to take one for the team. Wink

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 20:05

Don't just take one, eat as many cakes as it takes to get to the bottom of it all. We're rooting for you samjam < music swells>

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 20:07

Take whatever George offers you too. For the team

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 20:08

Don't worry - I'm prepared for cream and jam if necessary.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 20:09

Have you packed wet wipes ?

who will play samjam in the film version ?