to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

Hang on? Lol. Hang out although frankly I am not sure what's worse

whose gonna be 'our graham'?

Psamm-you do a great cilla!

( there is an undisclosed number 4 also )

erm..... my question.

We're having a delightful picnic in the woods. We see a deer with it's hoof stuck in a tree's root. Do we ignore it, rush over and attempt to free it, or look up recipes for venison stew and clear the freezer ?

Well Cilla (psammy) I am from Venus actually. Or is it Uranus?

None of the above because you are too busy giving me stubble rash to see anything.

Arf @ Uranus. Careful of the black hole.

An undisclosed number four, eh? Eh? Hmm.

You can be ourGraham if you like, Thingumy

Venison stew and clear the freezer

Probs the wrong answer. But I'm honest and don't do sucking up much.

I'll pass thanks pssam-I don't have the masculine voice for it.

I'll sit in the audience and do lots of 'woooooo' and 'ahhhhhh'

HowamIstillhere seems to have, ironically, buggered orf.

Can we have a stand in , please?

Does that mean our burlesque show is off? Drat, I'll lose my deposit on the python.

Hey this is a great way to meet women for single men!
I wonder if I go on dadsnet, will I get a load of desperate available men who are also gagging for it single??

So has Gster. Maybe they've eloped

Ah, TLD. Right on time. You are our number 3 - please answer the qu.

Hang on, I'll just scroll up...

Is Gster looking for a lady? Or a shag? Lay your intentions out man! Why are you on MN?!

Answer, I'd probably shag it while you went to get the hacksaw.

Next?

Gosh, this thread really has it all now.

Question number two, Gster.

(Getorf, you're Graham, K?)

the thread that just keeps on giving...

Ha! Just came back and see I am being lined up for a blind date with a deer??

16 years younger, yes, he was 27 - so not so illegal! It was fun, not seedy. Certainly not serious or long term. But that was just fine with me!

Ok, so I got called a cougar by friends. Didn't mind that at all! It was a far removed from the bullied and depressed wife role I had put up with for years.

Really you know, don't knock it till you've trie it

Hmmm wonder if the deer has a come face?

By the way I loved the "he's shoved his fingers up her fanny" line. So so romantic.

appeal to the artist in him and leave it stuck in the tree stump and fetch the man his easle

A cougar and a deer. Some say it could never work, but love knows no bounds.

Who said anything about love??

Getorf (Graham) who's number four then??