to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

Me too. It makes them Good Sports in my book. I do like a Good Sport. Self important people are so dull.

A bit of man love is far moreamusing exciting than some desperate fantasist posting about her 'come face'

[childish]

Right, I've just stalked all Gster's past threads (I know, I know, I couldn't help it. ) and I think he sounds like the dream man. Intelligent, decent, solvent, a good dad and a genuine liker of women, in all the right ways.

Sadly I have no use for him, no-strings or otherwise, but surely one of you lot could be his transitionary woman?

(not you Getorf, you are taken.)

I don't think he is on MN to find anything other than advice and friendship, but he's single and lovely, Goddammit.

But he's married Fell. Otherwise I'd consider him for The List. After I've heard more about Tech's magic cornering willy...

see Gster has found the way to a mumsnetters knickers heart....AFF by stealth! nice one gster! i missed your photo but i probably would...

ha ha

It doesn't take much to get to a mnetter's loinsheart-you just have to be male.

[wonk]

No, no GetOrf you must purge him from your filthy mind. He is married

MumOfJZ

I agree there's nothing wrong with a bit of fantasy. But like I say I'm a bit of a sceptic. Sometimes it does me harm, sometimes it does me favours. When I went to a lefty art school we were taught to be 'critically aware'. Don't dismiss things, but don't blindly accept them either. I think everyone should have that drummed into them from an early age.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of fantasy. We all enjoy a good book or film. But ( again the sceptic ) I don't see the OP as being purely an individuals flight of fancy. I see it as a marketing ploy to drive traffic to AFF. And if some poor sex staved ( me ! ) soul thinks ' hmm, I'll give that a go as celibacy found a fine figure of man hood' and ends up having quite the opposite experience...

God I'm negative today.

As for my own flights of fantasy. TechLovingDad and I will be performing next week our very own burlesque musical. Titled ' from mumsnet to man love '. It's a story of fast loving, leather and small rodents set to music by Enya and George Formby

Confused. It's Fell with the wandering mind. Sorry GOML.

I'm not married BTW. Never walked that path.

Single.

Oh reeeeally?

GET IN THERE SARAH!

HowAmIStillHere you're looking for a bit of fun, right?
Gster you are also looking for a bit of fun, right?

Neither of you are married or seeing anyone, right?

Just sayin'....

Am I right or what? C'mon, tell me I'm right!

Hmm. Yes, Ginster does sound rather sweet. Tall and nordic you say?
I do tend to prefer them short and dark, but who am I to be picky?
Yeah, go on then Fellatio, I'll take him. Sorted.

Nnoooooo!

Oh sorry Sarah, I didn't mean to tread on your toes there, x-posts.

(besides which I though, you know, you and me... ?)

You're not wrong Psammy.

Ginster? Oh don't turn him into a common pasty FFS - all my illusions shattered.

I only have eyes for you Psam.

No, I will definitely take him. Have him wrapped and sent to my home address please.

Art School as well. Sensitive.

Mmmm. Pasties.

But I like tall men. Most men are too short for me.

This is like blind date.

Number One, what's yer name and where'd yer come from?

Well, hello Psammy, my name is Sarah and I'm from Stratton.

Number two?

NorthernRock and I'm from Oop North.

And number Three?

Hello Psammy, I'm HowAmIStillHere and I am from where I have always been.

And here's our lovely bachelor, Gster! He's from the place where the gay people hang on and he's gagging for it. What questions do you have forour lovely trio, Gster?