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Original poster

What would you if you were a man for a day?

67 replies

RobF · 13/05/2011 18:41

What would you do?

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PiazzaDellaRotonda · 13/05/2011 18:41

Twat you one for starters

ForeverNamechanging · 13/05/2011 18:41

Masturbate all day

whackamole · 13/05/2011 18:42

I think I would probably play with my willy all day.

Grin
TheOriginalFAB · 13/05/2011 18:43

I would shag me to see if I am as good as DH says I am.

Why is this in AIBU?

FurKnickersAndNoCoat · 13/05/2011 18:45

"shag me to see if I am as good as DH says I am" - that's good!!

Original poster
RobF · 13/05/2011 18:45

"Why is this in AIBU?"
Couldn't think where else to put it.

I could have reworded it as an AIBU question but I couldn't be bothered.

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headfairy · 13/05/2011 18:45

I would go around apologising to every woman I met for the past 1000 years of discriminiation and general crap I'd dealt them :o

ellifino · 13/05/2011 18:47

I would engage in manly banter and be rude to all my friends as a way of showing affection.

"Sarah you nobber! Your round you tight cow. Hur hur watch the moths fly out as she opens her purse. Hur hur" doesn't work as well.

DuelingFanjo · 13/05/2011 18:48

I'd probably do something really worthwhile like troll a parenting forum for 'kicks'.

IDontThinkSoDoYOU · 13/05/2011 18:48

Um, sit on my arse when I'm not working and watch my wife get the kids ready, watch her drive them to school after she's made their lunch, do fuck all all day, not bother to greet her when she comes home, watch her make the dinner and then watch her drive all evening to all the after school stuff then not bother to make evening conversation before she falls asleep exhausted and then stay up on the pc for most of the night!

Maaaan, that's what I'd do!

Original poster
RobF · 13/05/2011 18:49

It's a valid question. I think it'd be a good thin, might help men and women understand each other a bit more if they could spend a day in each other's shoes.

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CareyFakes · 13/05/2011 18:50

Get a blow job, see what all the fuss is about

DontGoCurly · 13/05/2011 18:52

I'd place bets on sport, wile away the afternoon in the pub, spank my monkey to porn, order a take away and fall asleep drooling on myself !

AKissIsNotAContract · 13/05/2011 18:53

find my G spot.

TheOriginalFAB · 13/05/2011 18:53

Try Chat.

Original poster
RobF · 13/05/2011 18:53

"I'd place bets on sport, wile away the afternoon in the pub, spank my monkey to porn, order a take away and fall asleep drooling on myself !"
You don't have to be a man to do any of that though. Apart from spanking your monkey, but you can do the female equivalent.

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DontGoCurly · 13/05/2011 18:53

GAH ! I forgot I'd have sex with a female of course! DOH!

Original poster
RobF · 13/05/2011 18:55

You might find it harder than you think to have sex with a female with only 1 day to do it.

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iEmbarassedMyself · 13/05/2011 18:57

Probably just stare at the mirror in disbelief
Have sex to see how it feels as a man, but would I be attracted to women or still men? Confused

ninah · 13/05/2011 18:58

have a steaming great slash up a tree

jasminejo24 · 13/05/2011 18:59

PEE STANDING UP!!!!!!

TheOriginalFAB · 13/05/2011 18:59

"You might find it harder than you think to have sex with a female with only 1 day to do it."

Why RobF?

ninah · 13/05/2011 19:00

you can pee standing up now jj, my granny used to insist on it in public toilets

Original poster
RobF · 13/05/2011 19:00

""You might find it harder than you think to have sex with a female with only 1 day to do it.

Why RobF?"
Because women have standards?

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TheOriginalFAB · 13/05/2011 19:01

Ooooo, very good!