What would you if you were a man for a day?

[RobF]

What would you do?

I would organise a men against rape demo

i can confirm what nocake said.

Its really not that exciting ... and sometimes jolly inconvenient.

Still don't fancy being a woman though.

go out for a drink with any chauvinist male colleagues I could round up and blokey joke about what shits they are.

Oh yes demand a pay rise and know I won't be labelled aggressive for doing so

And I would have to go to the pub with male friends and gossip about female friends and find out what they really think.

Would also take my car to the garage for a service

I would take to my bed for days with a raised temperature of a whole point five of a degree and a sniffle and pathetic cough.

Would also write my name in the snow with my willy. Well, with piddle, not my penis, it might drop off.

I'd drop my clothes where they fall safe in the knowledge the fabled clothes fairy will bring me new ones. I'd wash myself with my wifes expensive conditioner, brush my teeth with her new PINK (for a woman) toothbrush, dry my arse with her fluffy robe and head to bed.

I will feel slightly irritated that my shower was delayed by my wife de-lousing the kids in the bathroom. I mean....it's so blerdy inconvenient, she's had ALL DAY to do that!! I throw my eyes up to heaven. People around here are so inconsiderate!

The wife reads the kids a story while I spank my monkey to re-runs of 'Charmed'.

I sleep like a log toss and turn all night, except when nature calls me to get up for a piss. Then I will 'tut' 'sigh' and complain at 50 decebels while casting accusing looks at my wife patiently drain the lizard without waking my darling wife.

In the morning I will arise before the school run, needed at the office you see. I'll be off with the lark with nothing but Kerastase ends Repair cement to keep body and soul together. Well, that and a breakfast wrap and a cappucino with the gang from the office!

Accidentally agreed to go on a 5 day European citybreak stag with Warren from Sales in two weeks time. I'm sure if the Missus shops in Lidl for a week it'll all be grand. After all I'm due a break what with 4 under 5. KNACKERED i AM!!!

Work out (agree with previous poster about muscle, DH is just so much stronger than me, it isn't fair I work out more!). I want to know what it feels like to be so strong.

And a blow job, I asked DH what they felt like the other day and there was no way he could explain it to me, cause I just don't have the same equipment. If I am still me I am quite happy for DH to deliver said blow job.

My husband has explained blow jobs to me and it sounds very similar to me orgasming from oral. It would just be the same feelings I think.

I will also add to alouisegs I have no intention of being a man as I dont want t to work too hard but dont tell my husband that

I would have a wank, get a blow job and just generally play with m knob all day

Apart from the physical novelties, I can't think of anything I'd do that is different from my normal day as a woman.

So, that's play with my willy as the answer.

Demand a pay rise and a promotion.
Wee in the compost heap without splashing my feet.

I wouldn't want to do it for more than a day or two as I would miss the children but the thought of swapping with DH and going to work for a while appeals.

I'd still wake up at the same time but instead of having to wash and dress 2 small children, I could just get myself my own breakfast (ignoring the children begging for some as I am 'in a hurry') get dressed and head out the door. I'd get a whole hour off at lunchtime to amuse myself and get whatever food I fancied and then back to work till home time where I'd find my dinner ready for me. Bit of help bathing the kids and then I can be on the PC all night - sounds good.

I'd have to have sex, a blow job and a wank too obvously :)

Curly: you make me laugh so much.