What would you if you were a man for a day?

[RobF]

What would you do?

First of all I would have a wank and then possibly get lost in porn vortex in the internet.

pee against a wall.

get an erection. I've always wondered what that feels like.

erm, from the male pov

Although I did dream I was a bloke once, with an erection.

All I would do is have sex and masturbate. As far as I can tell everything a man can do I can do except that I don't have a penis. Oh I suppose I would pee everywhere standing up. That might be fun.

ninah and jaminejo24 Hahaha, that's the first thing I thought of too! How innocent of us

as I am married, i would try gay sex with my husband.

and wank.

i think i would try to do something testosterone surging, like play football, and end up watching it instead.

I don't think DH would really appreciate it if I tried to have gay sex with him.

Yeh, testosterone stuff....ehm.....maybe have a fistfight or sit with my legs akimbo on the train, blissfully oblivious to the fact that I'm taking up two seats.

I would also adjust my balls a lot.

i'd have to get mine pretty drunk....but surely as it's still me...

After I have been turned down for gay sex with Dh I will try my hand at doing DIY, make a balls up of it but then expect a round of applause from every single female in the vicinity.

I dont really think it would be that different to be my husband as it is to be me. I would shag a woman as a man but other than that I dont think his life is any different tbh.

The whole willy thing would be really fascinating. I would probably test it out in all possible ways ...

I am a man every day and it's really not as exciting as you all seem to think

I'd wake DH up with some morning glory.. then I'd bum him!

And then probably shag around indescriminatly. Have a big sandwich. Then go to sleep.

Oh and go somewhere cold so I could write my name in the snow

Pee standing up, have a wank and then later in the day shag a woman-just for research purposes you understand

Nocake, tell me you wouldn't fancy exploring the world of femalehood for one day?

That may have come out wrong .... you know what I mean!

A lot of people planning to wank.

You know you can do that anyway, right?

I'd scratch my balls in public, do "pull my finger" and do fuck all for the day except masturbate if I was feeling energetic.

Yeah but not with a penis elfino I can have sex too and wee standing up...but still would have to do it if I had my penis for a day!

wank and then shag a really fit woman

Sit down to pee....just to show it CAN be done!

I like leningrads suggestion.

i suspect DH would, in fact, pass out after a snog, and then i would be left with ..

working out. I have always wondered at mens ability to gain muscle tone in a really short space of time.

weeing up a wall to see how high it could get.

thing is, if it's still me, and not 'me as a man' (so, much like one of my brothers) , the whole experience shouldn't really be that different?

Get up at 5am, sit on the train for an hour, start work before 7am Work till at least 7pm, get taken out by someone who wants something, get a late train home. Not see my kids, hang my suit up, fall into bed and set the alarm for 5 hours time.

I'd hate to be a man.