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AIBU?

to feel a bit grossed out about my friend?

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 17:15

A group of us were out for a few drinks last week. We'd only had a couple and we were all chatting etc. and we got on to the subject of shopping for clothes. Anyway, New Look cropped up in the conversation and she says 'oh, I was in New Look last week, trying a dress on in the changing room, and I got caught short so I took one of my socks off and shit in it'. Apparently she took the sock out with her to put in a bin in the shopping centre and told a sales assistant she might want to check the drains. There is a public toilet about 50 yards away.

AIBU to look at her in a different light now? Or just overreacting.

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confuddledDOTcom · 13/05/2011 21:22

Hey! I'm a WoW player and I don't do things like that!

SaveWaterDrinkWine · 13/05/2011 21:23

Imagine if it was a fishnet pop sock.

Fleurdebleurgh · 13/05/2011 21:25

confuddledDOTcom - Im a WoW player too, but i have sadly pissed in a bottle....it was....difficult.

JoyceBarnaby · 13/05/2011 21:33

My friend's 3 year old does big ol' adult size poos. Not, to my knowledge, on the floor in Sainsbury's though!!

This thread has made me laugh so much I'm crying. My pelvic floor really isn't up to this.

JoyceBarnaby · 13/05/2011 21:39

DH has just reminded me about a reality programme we saw once about a rap star and his group of female followers. They were standing around and one of the women pooed on the floor. Apparently she didn't realise until it happened (!) and the first the cameraman knew of it was when she bent down to pick it up.

Not in a sock, though.

MadamDeathstare · 13/05/2011 21:42

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 21:46

I didn't mean that accountants are more likely to shit in socks than people in other jobs. It was just that someone suggested she was telling us as some kind of social experiment for a dissertation.

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DoubleNegativePanda · 14/05/2011 01:25

I have been shaking with laughter throughout this entire thread. I don't give a crap [in a sock] if it's true or not; I needed that laugh

And I can hear DH in the next room, laughing at me laughing by myself!

wineisfine · 14/05/2011 01:26

I worked in a shop (Mark One, anyone remember them?), when I was at college and in the changing room we found used tampons, dirty nappies, toenail clippings, piss and shit stains - no crap in a sock but pretty much everything else!

iscream · 14/05/2011 02:28

Disgusting story for her to tell. What did everyone say? Did anyone question her?

GotArt · 14/05/2011 02:36

lol... shat in a sock.

My DH was doing house painting for a couple of weeks when we came back from England and he got caught short and shit in an empty paint can, put the lid back on, but did separate it from the others. Unfortunately, it was muddled up with the other by one of the other guys, made its way back to the offices, sat for about 2 weeks in the storage room, and then one of the guys went in to combine paints of the same colours, and when he popped the lid, it practically exploded off and the whole place was rank.

duckdodgers · 14/05/2011 09:50

What size are her feet

kw1986 · 14/05/2011 18:27

GotArt That is a rank story.... I loved it!!

Maybe the friend of the OP had a similiar issue to this lass

GotArt · 14/05/2011 20:11

OOOHHH! I've seen that before! How embarrassing but how can you not laugh!

PumpkinSnatch · 14/05/2011 20:26

I saw a full size man poo floating in the pool at Rhyl sun centre once. Was completely solid so not an accident. I reported it and one of the lifeguards fished it out with a net.

MadamDeathstare · 14/05/2011 20:38

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Blu · 14/05/2011 21:00

I have learned something from this thread:
Never use shop changing rooms if the door is full length.

PercyPigPie · 14/05/2011 21:05

GotArk that is hilarious - did it get combined? I expect LeQueen is admiring her front door in Farrow and Ball moss brown as I type and wondering how they came up with such a delicate shade!

GotArt · 14/05/2011 22:21

GotArt · 14/05/2011 22:22

Madam Did she smell it! I would always treat something like that with suspicion. lol

SequinsAndSparkles · 14/05/2011 23:44

I used to work in All Saints, and this happened twice during my time there. Some people are really very odd! The shop was next door to the toilets in the shopping centre.

LDNmummy · 15/05/2011 01:30

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!

I had to double take reading that to see if I had read right. UGH that is so gross!

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scottishmummy · 15/05/2011 01:36

posture and position to shit in sock.really
she lying
you're gullible

GotArt · 15/05/2011 01:57

Well, you would have the mirror for guidance.

trailingspouse · 15/05/2011 03:28

When I was a student my parents were helping me to move into a new flat. The flat had been left quite dirty by the previous occupants so while mum and dad were helping to clean up a bit, my mum found a big poo in one of the cupboards. No-one had supposedly been living in the flat for weeks, but the poo was......fresh. We never worked out where (who) it came from. And definitely not from a mouse, although we had them too.

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