to feel a bit grossed out about my friend?

[razzlebathbone]

A group of us were out for a few drinks last week. We'd only had a couple and we were all chatting etc. and we got on to the subject of shopping for clothes. Anyway, New Look cropped up in the conversation and she says 'oh, I was in New Look last week, trying a dress on in the changing room, and I got caught short so I took one of my socks off and shit in it'. Apparently she took the sock out with her to put in a bin in the shopping centre and told a sales assistant she might want to check the drains. There is a public toilet about 50 yards away.

AIBU to look at her in a different light now? Or just overreacting.

Shit in a sock sounds like a really hardcore punk band. I am shocked by very little on MN but this?

I know people have vomited in handbags but seriously.....I really don't think I could remain friends with someone who SIAS (I can't even say it now)

"Helium - how do you know it's 50metres? Do you go around measuring distances from public toilets to branches of New Look?"

NO!, my local town is a shopping centre with New Look being out of it (only shop not in centre/ main street) and backing on to the only public loo's. And it's not hard to know how far 50 meters is at a guess.

Just made me laugh when OP said loo was 50 yards away - I thought ewww hope that wasn't my local NL.

I am crying with laughter at this whole thread!

However, Op I smell shite & it's not coming from a sock but, from your ridiculous made-up story!

I'm now considering the logistics of pooping into a sock... It definitely a 2 handed job holding the top of the sock open to receive the poop... Would you squat or just kinda bend over?.. How did she wipe her bum???

She's definitely a clatty mink and would give me the boak every time I saw her after her confession!

I had a friend (male) who used to shit in a shoe box, attach string to said shoe box and drag it around like a dog. He also shat in a hot dog bun and fed it to a dog.

I miss him :(

That's hilarious. My friend told me today that her ex wanted her to fart in his face during sexual intercourse someone explain that one to me??? I have not made this up (sorry TMI too)

This is funny, but it can't be true.
I mean if anyone really believed it they wouldn't be 'a bit grossed out' would they?
They'd either be suitably horrified by the New Looky poo, or shitting themselves laughing. Sock optional.

CareyFakes - I nearly wet myself laughing at that.

Wouldn't it be easier to just poo your pants? I'm not sure it is even possible to aim it into a sock. I don't believe it. Perhaps she made it up for a tale to tell.

similar story bettiboo... I had a friend whose bf wanted her to wear really high heels, squat over his chest and take a shit on him All I can say is they must really have loved eachother (and been a little deranged!) [bleurgh]

I don't believe your friend OP

Simply because, when I worked I worked in retail, several SEVERAL, MANY times I'd have to clean up a shit in a changing room. And used tampons left there.

And the shop I worked for never had any gloves, it would be carrier bags over hands to clean it up. By me. This was House of Fraser by the way.

No one ever shit in a sock - I simply don't believer her. Is it even possible?

'How big are your feet AKissisnotacontract?
Mine are size 5.5 and although I have never measured - I don't think its beyond the human body to produce a poo as long. If it's as wide as my foot then they have a seriously stretchy bottom hole.'

Ahh I see your point, mine are a 7 :)
WFIW, I believe this story. I know someone who pooed in a plastic bag when caught short. Was somewhere far more remote than New Look though.

I think I like your friend, she sounds dangerous.

I like uber rude people and those who have no social awareness, they are a riot.

There are tears in my eyes from laughing.

I think she is talking the piss out of you, no way is this true story!

Worra loada shit!

CareyFakes, I love her too, she's fab. She's told me worse but I won't go into it in this public forum. I can't stop laughing at this thread.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poopsock

ahh now I'm not so sure, seems to be an insult hurled at WOW users!

I used to work in a pub and would have to clear the toilets of glasses etc at the end of the night. The womens were far worse than the mens, the only bad thing about the mens was the piss on the floor. The womens I used to find bloody tampons in pints of beer, shit in glasses and all kinds of other vile stuff.

Was she taking the piss with her too?

Did she wipe with the other sock?

Takes some guts, you've gotta be pretty confident it'll be nice and solid.

(Curosity often gets the better of me, but your friend is gross.)

It can't be true. I simply can't work out the logistics of this one. Did she then wipe with the end of the sock?

Your friend is horrid and should be banned from all sock-related activities.

I have never laughed so hard

Oh I have some questions op, I would appreciate it if you could answer them in full and if you don't know the answers please refer back to the source (ie the sock.. filler)

A) how big was the sock?
B) how big was the shit?
C) how did the shitter know that b would = less than a?
D) after calculating c, did the shitter cleanse the bum hole area with new look merchandise?
E) if the answer to d is yes, which branch of new look was this? Just so I know which branch to check for stainage on items..
F) what happened to the other sock?

I look forward to your swift reply,
Thanks.