to feel a bit grossed out about my friend?

[razzlebathbone]

A group of us were out for a few drinks last week. We'd only had a couple and we were all chatting etc. and we got on to the subject of shopping for clothes. Anyway, New Look cropped up in the conversation and she says 'oh, I was in New Look last week, trying a dress on in the changing room, and I got caught short so I took one of my socks off and shit in it'. Apparently she took the sock out with her to put in a bin in the shopping centre and told a sales assistant she might want to check the drains. There is a public toilet about 50 yards away.

AIBU to look at her in a different light now? Or just overreacting.

Honestly - I am not lying.

She is one of these larger than life characters who will often share TMI in general, if you know what I mean.

She made up the thing about the drains because to cover her tracks I assume.

has she ever told you any other weird tales about herself?

I don't know if I believe it either. What the hell did she think your reaction would be??

Er, I am NOT making it up. Something this gross would never even enter my imagination!!

I tend to wee either before or after a poo... What would that go in?

Ummmm on a practical level this raises alot of questions.

Anyway ditch this mate cos she obviously doesn't wash her hands after a poo and that's gross.

Really? Does she have a drinking problem?

The piss went in a hat Pancake. You idiot.

I don't see her very often; she's the sister of someone I went to school with. She can be very funny and doesn't come off as weird (at least not before this) but is candid, iykwim.

I would assume she was lying / joking

How do you do a shit into a sock anyway? [baffled]

I mean, crouch down, open the sock, hold it round your ring? what happens if it's a sloppy shit?

I can't believe you have me now working out the logistics of shitting into a sock.

A pox on you, I say.

Apologies DameShirl.

Now she's in New Look... What waterproof hats do they have?

Well, I think it's rather inventive. I expect to see it as a Top Tip in Bella sometime soon..

'Was either a small poo or a big sock.'

You are able to produce a poo that's bigger than your foot?

Don't believe that.

And if it did happen I would never associate with her again. Eurgh.

Ah yes.... What sort of sock was it? Knee-highs? Ankle? Trainer socks ( now that would be pointless)

Why are people giving this weirdo his kicks ? 'yawn'

Revolting.

Because it's Friday and it's either do this or sort the laundry.

Yeah but it isn't even tea time yet.

Knee length socks has made me spurt tears out of my eyes

Did she shit a garlic clove out at the same time?

How big are your feet AKissisnotacontract?
Mine are size 5.5 and although I have never measured - I don't think its beyond the human body to produce a poo as long. If it's as wide as my foot then they have a seriously stretchy bottom hole.

Sassybeast - fair point.

Did she tit tape the sock to her arse first?

This wouldn't happen in john lewis.

I'm just a b it worried it's my local new look which is 50 meters from the only toilets in the shopping centre. (discounting mac D's and BK).

Helium - how do you know it's 50metres? Do you go around measuring distances from public toilets to branches of New Look?