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AIBU?

to feel a bit grossed out about my friend?

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 17:15

A group of us were out for a few drinks last week. We'd only had a couple and we were all chatting etc. and we got on to the subject of shopping for clothes. Anyway, New Look cropped up in the conversation and she says 'oh, I was in New Look last week, trying a dress on in the changing room, and I got caught short so I took one of my socks off and shit in it'. Shock Apparently she took the sock out with her to put in a bin in the shopping centre and told a sales assistant she might want to check the drains. There is a public toilet about 50 yards away.

AIBU to look at her in a different light now? Or just overreacting. Confused

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octopusinabox · 13/05/2011 17:25

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 17:25

Honestly - I am not lying.

She is one of these larger than life characters who will often share TMI in general, if you know what I mean.

She made up the thing about the drains because to cover her tracks I assume.

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LittlePickleHead · 13/05/2011 17:27

has she ever told you any other weird tales about herself?

I don't know if I believe it either. What the hell did she think your reaction would be?? Confused

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 17:27

Er, I am NOT making it up. Something this gross would never even enter my imagination!!

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Pancakeflipper · 13/05/2011 17:28

I tend to wee either before or after a poo... What would that go in?


Ummmm on a practical level this raises alot of questions.

Anyway ditch this mate cos she obviously doesn't wash her hands after a poo and that's gross.

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MollyMurphy · 13/05/2011 17:30

Really? Does she have a drinking problem?

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DameShirleyKnot · 13/05/2011 17:30

The piss went in a hat Pancake. You idiot.

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 17:31

I don't see her very often; she's the sister of someone I went to school with. She can be very funny and doesn't come off as weird (at least not before this) but is candid, iykwim.

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HecateQueenOfTheNight · 13/05/2011 17:33

I would assume she was lying / joking

How do you do a shit into a sock anyway? [baffled]

I mean, crouch down, open the sock, hold it round your ring? what happens if it's a sloppy shit?

Hmm I can't believe you have me now working out the logistics of shitting into a sock.

A pox on you, I say.

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Pancakeflipper · 13/05/2011 17:33

Apologies DameShirl.
Now she's in New Look... What waterproof hats do they have?

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chrisonabike · 13/05/2011 17:36

Well, I think it's rather inventive. I expect to see it as a Top Tip in Bella sometime soon..

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AKissIsNotAContract · 13/05/2011 17:37

'Was either a small poo or a big sock.'

You are able to produce a poo that's bigger than your foot? Shock

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DontGoCurly · 13/05/2011 17:38

Don't believe that.

And if it did happen I would never associate with her again. Eurgh.

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Pancakeflipper · 13/05/2011 17:42

Ah yes.... What sort of sock was it? Knee-highs? Ankle? Trainer socks ( now that would be pointless)

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Sassybeast · 13/05/2011 17:42

Why are people giving this weirdo his kicks ? 'yawn'

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ManicAnnie · 13/05/2011 17:43

Revolting.

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Pancakeflipper · 13/05/2011 17:44

Because it's Friday and it's either do this or sort the laundry.

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Sassybeast · 13/05/2011 17:45

Yeah but it isn't even tea time yet.

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DameShirleyKnot · 13/05/2011 17:46

Knee length socks has made me spurt tears out of my eyes

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BimboNo5 · 13/05/2011 17:46

Did she shit a garlic clove out at the same time?

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Pancakeflipper · 13/05/2011 17:50

How big are your feet AKissisnotacontract?
Mine are size 5.5 and although I have never measured - I don't think its beyond the human body to produce a poo as long. If it's as wide as my foot then they have a seriously stretchy bottom hole.


Sassybeast - fair point.

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 13/05/2011 17:50

Did she tit tape the sock to her arse first?

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ENormaSnob · 13/05/2011 17:53

This wouldn't happen in john lewis.

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heliumballoons · 13/05/2011 17:55

I'm just a b it worried it's my local new look which is 50 meters from the only toilets in the shopping centre. (discounting mac D's and BK). Shock

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Pancakeflipper · 13/05/2011 17:58

Helium - how do you know it's 50metres? Do you go around measuring distances from public toilets to branches of New Look?

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