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Original poster

to feel a bit grossed out about my friend?

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 17:15

A group of us were out for a few drinks last week. We'd only had a couple and we were all chatting etc. and we got on to the subject of shopping for clothes. Anyway, New Look cropped up in the conversation and she says 'oh, I was in New Look last week, trying a dress on in the changing room, and I got caught short so I took one of my socks off and shit in it'. Shock Apparently she took the sock out with her to put in a bin in the shopping centre and told a sales assistant she might want to check the drains. There is a public toilet about 50 yards away.

AIBU to look at her in a different light now? Or just overreacting. Confused

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TheSecondComing · 13/05/2011 19:12

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smokinaces · 13/05/2011 19:14

Do you think she shat on the floor, and then picked it up with a sock? Logistical nightmare to shit in a sock, but to deposit a log and then put it in a sock is slightly more believable.

JanMorrow · 13/05/2011 19:17

Dirty protest in m&s, love it

TheProvincialLady · 13/05/2011 19:21

Smokinaces I think my aim is about average and I could dump in an hosiery you care to name.

HubbaHubbaBubba · 13/05/2011 19:21

careful you don't laugh so hard you piss yourself thelittlefriend (unless you've got a spare and waterproof sock to hand! :o

TheProvincialLady · 13/05/2011 19:21

any (and I think it deserved the bolding)

HumperdinkFangboner · 13/05/2011 19:22

I believe you OP - someone once shit in my boot.

HubbaHubbaBubba · 13/05/2011 19:24

WHO the fuck shits in a changing room? How can this be the norm for many shop changing rooms??!

Seriously! Who?!

MadamDeathstare · 13/05/2011 19:26

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lubberlich · 13/05/2011 19:27

Someone once shat in a flowerpot on my doorstep.
I thought it was a monster cat turd initially.
I didn't know what to do with it - I didn't want to put it on the dustbin so I flushed it down my loo.
Fucking odd.

Hullygully · 13/05/2011 19:29

P-O T-OLL

Coprophilia Week or what?

redundanttiara · 13/05/2011 19:29

This just doesn't happen in John Lewis...

carlywurly · 13/05/2011 19:32

Where I used to work we had someone who would regularly shit in the sanitary bin, located about 50cms from the toilet. It used to wind the cleaners up no end and they once stormed into the office brandishing a huge turd on the end of a toilet brush.

We always wondered about the logistics of pooing in a small bin. Quite a feat really, given those bins only open a few inches.

HumperdinkFangboner · 13/05/2011 19:33

had to google Coprohillia... "those with a weak immune system should not eat faeces" well I never.

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razzlebathbone · 13/05/2011 19:39

Ok everyone - she may have been lying but I AM NOT. If I had never heard her anecdote I can assure you that very notion of shitting in a fucking sock would never have occured to me. FFS!!

I guess I see her three or four times a year and she is very gregarious.

I didn't go into the logistics and aerodynamics of the shit nor the size and substance of the sock - I assume it must have been reasonably robust though Confused. I suppose she could have mentioned the drains because there was some leakage?

I also don't know if/how she wiped her arse - but I guess the other sock would have been the obvious option?

God this is gross. Please don't think I cook up stories of sock shitting. :(

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electra · 13/05/2011 19:40

That's revolting......are you sure she's not unwell?

Joolyjoolyjoo · 13/05/2011 19:40

Holy hell! as someone who can't even contemplate pooing in a public toilet, the thought of someone doing that is freaking me out somewhat.

I'm torn between complete revulsion and disbelief! If a friend of mine told me something like this, I would run screaming for the hills- either she is a clatty minger or a sick and perturbed liar- neither appeal!

TheProvincialLady · 13/05/2011 19:41

Carlywurly now that is bizarre. Apart from anything else, she must hve been holding the lid open whilst squatting over it and squashed up next to the loo. She must be seriously disturbed.

redundanttiara · 13/05/2011 19:45

Or else put it in the bin afterwards. This thread is vile, I need to stop reading (and posting!)

vajazzhands · 13/05/2011 19:46

This wouldn't happen in john lewis.

Heeee heee

bettiboo the face farting thing is an actual weird fetish. Google cake fart..or pudding fart. You might actually die laughing

AmazingBouncingFerret · 13/05/2011 19:50

Wrong. On so many levels wrong.

I thought it was bad when I would find a pile of crap in our mother and baby room before we put it out of action. I always assumed it was a child doing it though!

DirtyMartini · 13/05/2011 19:53

Och it's clearly a lie. PMSL at "the inevitable stow away pee"

OP if you are for real, your friend is an attention-seeker.

cerealqueen · 13/05/2011 19:57

This 'being caught short' must happen a lot, I once saw a sign in the Peckham branch of Primark asking asking customers 'not to defecate in the changing rooms'. Shock.

FlamingFannyDrawers · 13/05/2011 19:57

M&S! no way would the clientele of M&S shit in the changing room.

This isn't just any old shit, this is M&S shit

Anyhoo i can't fathom it out. Crouching in a New Look changing room and having a dump is wrong on so many levels.

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