to feel a bit grossed out about my friend?

[razzlebathbone]

A group of us were out for a few drinks last week. We'd only had a couple and we were all chatting etc. and we got on to the subject of shopping for clothes. Anyway, New Look cropped up in the conversation and she says 'oh, I was in New Look last week, trying a dress on in the changing room, and I got caught short so I took one of my socks off and shit in it'. Apparently she took the sock out with her to put in a bin in the shopping centre and told a sales assistant she might want to check the drains. There is a public toilet about 50 yards away.

AIBU to look at her in a different light now? Or just overreacting.

:o :o cerealqueen

This thread has genuinely made me laugh out loud. Still giggling. Esp. at JanMorrow.

closes thread giggling away whilst partner in other room shouts "stop that fucking giggling in there on your own, weirdo"

OMG I almost choked laughing at JanMorrows 19:11 post and blew snot all over (didn't have a sock handy to catch it either LOL)

but in answer to C) i assume she had the second sock at the ready

or perhaps she carries a couple in her handbag for such emergencies

hahahaha! I could never physically manage to shit in a sock in a changing room!

Unless it were a christmas stocking

This isn't just any old shit, this is M&S shit

Please, please desist, i fear for my health!! (DH fears for my sanity!)

christmas stocking !!!! OMG!!!!!

crying now, can't see to type!!

ow ow ow it hurts!!!

It got me thinking about other shops to try similar in...
(skid)Mark One?
S(t)ainsburys?
Pee H S?
Boots?
The Works?

She's an accountant.

Oh my! That is really disgusting! Shit in a sock! I would never pee in a shower let alone shit in a sock!

Bleurghhh!

My DH's BF shat in a sock when he was caught short on a run, he actually calls it a one sock run, so it must have happened more than once.

I always thought the grunts from the other cublcles were women trying to squeeze into that size 10

Mmmm....I'm not convinced of the veracity of this post

not squeeze one out that will fit into a size 10

At uni our halls were a tower block with 2 lifts.

Someone set up a website taking bets on which lift would have a shit in on Sunday morning.

DH has just reminded me of an incident in morrissons, that happened to our friend who works there.

One of the staff reported to him that someone had shat in one of the AISLES! As supervisor he had to sort it out, as the cleaner was scooping it up, they heard another colleague shout "there's another one over here" from 2 aisles away

Who shits while doing their shopping? It must have been a woman (wearing a dress/skirt for discrete mid-aisle shitting)

Apparently it was "adult sized" too, so it can't have been a leaky nappy!

Her name doesn't begin with S dies it? I knew someone who at the time was a trainee accountant who I could well have believed this of. And she would have told her mates about it too...

ROFL-keep it up ladies, excellent Friday night stuff:o

My money's on picking it up in the sock. You know, like normal people do with dog shit and carrier bags. That would be in parks, not changing rooms. Even Peckham Primark.

Eeeeuuuggghhh.

LOLs though, it's funny.

@ feckwit

Someone shat in the playground at my work once. The site manager was a little when we had to ask him to clear it. It was adult too.

My old flatmate shit in a teatowel, and then threw it in the washing machine because we had run out of loo roll........