I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

Not sure if these are classed as 'bawbags' but...

My husband knows not to bother me whilst DIY SOS is on. Nick Knowles is my not so secret crush.

I also love love love <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=cdn.wanderlust.co.uk/contentimages/wanderlust/Articles-gordon-buchanan.jpg%3Fwidth%3D460%26height%3D276&imgrefurl=www.wanderlust.co.uk/magazine/articles/interviews/wildlife-cameraman-gordon-buchanan%3Fpage%3Dall&usg=__c6AZGGb4rBhonxKAiRzOvCnVbK0=&h=276&w=460&sz=22&hl=en&start=17&zoom=1&tbnid=EX05503MI8ZHkM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=185&ei=6QDLTfbvGoKCOujwgcsH&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgordon%2Bbuchanan%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-gb:IE-Address%26rlz%3D1I7GGLL_en-GB%26biw%3D1058%26bih%3D476%26tbm%3Disch0%2C719&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=427&vpy=126&dur=4578&hovh=174&hovw=290&tx=140&ty=97&page=3&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:17&biw=1058&bih=476" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gordon Buchanan , he of the wildlife films. I'm quite sure he's not a bawbag but people tell me it's a weird crush. I just love those grey curls!

My name is Cavemum and I have a confession to make:

I fancy Jimmy Carr

I bet he's pure filth innthe bedroom

Also adding to the mix:
Alan Rickman
Richard E Grant
Matt Smith

People want to fuck Jeremy Kyle?

Delete the internets. This is the end.

ronaldo looks like he bats for the other team....and im not talkng about Barca! :D

Oh yeah, Craig Ferguson! For sure.

Any...which...way...he...fancied.

FRAEKS the lot of ya

Simon pegg. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm simonnnn

Simon pegg. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm simonnnn

Ok I just watched The Apprentive You're Fired and was slightly put off Dara when he did his impression of the girls "tipitoe hug" His expression near the end I imagine would be like his sex face and it did make me think twice.

Oooh yes to Marco-Pierre White.

And Rik Mayall

I once had a sex dream about Jeremy Kyle. I felt like I wanted to scrub myself with bleach for days after. :(

My guilty crush - Iwan Thomas. The only ginger I would.
I'm also partial to a man with a bad bleach dye job. It's a worry, I know....

Ok, just to get into the spirit of this all

Michele Roux Jr

HappyMM - Cameron?

He looks like he is constantly clenching a clove betwixt his buttocks (paraphrased c/o Charlie Brooker)

Bill Clinton with or without his cigars

I had a sex dream about Tony Blair once. Rather liked him after that. Thing is it was about 15 years ago when I was still at school and my friends thought I was a freak after that! Also have also always had the hots for Michael Palin.
Oh, and Liam Neeson. Just old men in general really...

I had a sex dream not long ago about Johnny Rotten. I felt repulsed for days afterwards.

I've said it before, and i'll say it again..

Noel Fielding, and Rhys Ifans.

They'd be demons' i betcha.

On that note, i'm off to bed! (i had Russell Brand last night )

Me similarly about Ricky Gervais

Noel Fielding - oh yes!

I met Noel Fielding in the street once and he gave me a kiss.

On the lips.

Jeremy Kyle?!? Yikes! At least you know he'd "put something on the end of it"...(No I don't watch it. Ever. Honest)

Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
Damien Lewis
repeat to fade...........

oh and Chris Corcoran if I've got time

Oh fucking hell I was in a lift with Damien Lewis once and he was so hot, I blushed so hideously - I was scarlet and there was a mirror on every wall of thins fucking lift and all I could see was his red hair and my big enormous red face.

Then I met his wife who I had no idea who she was and asked her in a kindly voice "oh are you an actress too?".

And my boss looked and me and said "Bearcrumble this is Helen McRory" and I was STILL none the wiser.

tethersend - on the lips ??! ---->