I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

He'd probably drone on about fishing, Bupcakes, or start singing that awful song.

Bearcrumble nowt wrong with a bit of Paddy-love yes likey yes lighty

PMSL at 'ride him like a seabiscuit'

Oh and noooooooo

Anyone said Keith Lemon yet? No?

My favourite thread EVER

He can drone on about fishing AND croon Unchained bleeding Melody at me as long as he is doing ver', ver' rude things to me. [wunk]

Mourino, Pepe and Casillas (sp?) fucking most definately would.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Oh Mark Ronson. Definite twat. Definitely would.

Never heard of Robson Green before but may I say that yes, I most definitely would. :)

Whoever said Jeremy Vine back a few pages - oh yes, totally!! I've met him and he is gorgeous in RL too.

And why oh why oh why are people mentioning every CBeebies presenter apart from the lovely Alex?! Weirdos.

Ronson, YES.

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Well I am glad none of you have claimed Jeremy Kyle, because I would, as long as he didnt say anything.

CBeebies Alex. He looks like he blow dries his pubes and cries after sex.

He's lucky so many middle aged women want to interfere with him, 'cos he's a shite actor. (similar to that Irish bloke - James Thingy)

Keith Lemon ? Jaspants !!

that was me about Jeremy Vine

(now I just need someone else to say Jeremy Kyle so I don't feel unclean anymore, please)

Casillas..... Fucking hell. Just google imaged him.....

I'lll be saving that one for later... Can you imagine having the 3 of them at your beck and call...Jesus.

My bits would look like roadkill by the time I'd finished with them.

You have to let him shout 'FACT' Mario

Geordieminx - aww no wash your heid out wummin Tommy!!!!

No Jose is a different matter yum yum

x post with Mario thank god there's someone else

Ronaldo, the wussy little mascara boy. I would treat him like a worthless bit of cack en le boudoir. Teach him a lesson to stop being such a big-headed divvy.

But then I'd go and wash his footy strip for him in Fairy non-bio.

Chris Hemsworth playing Thor here but there's nothing wrong about that. I just wanted to look at the picture.

I'll second you once again Gertie - Jeremy Kyle, anywhere, anytime

Robson Green has completely lost his Geordie accent. What a tosser. I secretly would Marco Pierre White. There are lots of others, but that's the weirdest.