I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

James Corden
Snoop Dogg
Robert Webb, dressed in the Flashdance outfit
Danny Dyer had better rest up for me, because I would have him begging for mercy
Matt Smith....mmmmm

I think I need to get laid.

Jellykat- on the lips.

I was a gibbering wreck.

I'd of melted into a pool of self made Goo..

Adam - the farmer bloke off Countryfile - fetches coat....

Big Cook

Monty Don

This is my favorite thread ever. And I'd like to put forward for consideration ALL the male cast of Supernatural. Especially Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins. I actually had a couple of yummy dreams about those guys...and Jensen was a filthy fuckwhore. No idea if they're "bawbags" or not but they ARE hot.

www.listal.com/viewimage/1865653 oh yes.

Tommy Lee (not tommy lee jones, but probably would not say no to him either)

Aiden Grimshaw. He's so pretty, I want to cry.

InAState - I've just been going through the thread to see if anyone had mentioned Monty Don, got to the next to last message and there he was! I even watch Gardeners' World and I don't even like gardening!

Eric Cantona
Edwin van der Saar
Nature Chris

Robson Green came to our base in Munster in 1994 to film Soldier, Soldier or whatever it was called and all the wives were told to keep right out of the way..........That worked.

Sorry about the extra "even" but it was difficult to type whilst laughing and simultaneously being a bit sick at some of these suggestions.

Monty Don is lovely. I thought this thread was for the embarrassing ones!

I did cheat a little bit because Monty's definitely not a bawbag but, then again, neither are some of the others mentioned! Maybe they fall into the category of, erm, unusual?

Off to bed now. There's an Italian garden in my dreams and I need to show Monty round the bush. He can even bring his manbag. Although I draw the line at the hat.

Aidan Turner, Mitchell the vampire from Being Human. With his dirty unkempt hair, wearing his grubby gloves and biting my neck (but without any blood loss)...mmm mmm mmm

Or Damien Lewis.

Sorry Cat. I think you'll find that waaaaaaaaay back at 19.41 I confessed to already having Christopher Ecclestone. You'll have to find your own ear waggler

Robson is a gent. He would spit on his finger first. OOH did i just say that. yes i think i did

Sam Wiggle??!! Noooooooo....

I had a bit of thing for Tony Soprano when I was pregnant first time round and used to dream about him quite a lot

I didn't know Robson was a bawbag, what has he done? Is that fishing programme enough to condemn him on its own?

There are very few actual bawbags on this thread. The only candidates I would accept are (would not touch them with yours, personally):

David Cameron
Nick Clegg
The cast of the Apprentice (without having seen it yet this series)
Gordon Ramsay
Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy Clarkson

Though I refuse to believe the last two were genuine suggestions, have some decency, people.

No takers for Charlie Sheen bleurgh? Chris Tarrant, anyone? Anyone? Gaddafi might be up for a cuddle.

Okay, so no other takers for Sam Wiggle then I am officially on my own in this.

But Jelly, Russell Brand... really? With those womanly hips and that bizarre hair do? Why and how could you?

And his proclamations of group sex and sex addiction and all sorts. I mean puhlease...

I know Sam looks clean cut and innocent singing to toddlers but I have found these are often the dirtiest of men if you get my drift...

FurKnickers

Ummm, have just realised how that read.

I DO NOT mean to imply that Sam Wiggle is up to anything perverse with toddlers!

Can I just add a quick Kevin McCloud and Richard Madeley, ta

I read that as Richard Whitely and was sick in my mouth.