I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

David Cmaeron looks like a ham glazed in spunk.

HTH

Ioan Gruffudd. [Rubs thighs Vic Reeves style].

I know something about Robsin Green.

It's a secret.

But I'm pissed so I'll tell you.

When he was filming 'Wire in the blood' there was a scene where he gets captured and tied up by a male-to-female transvestite.

He got an actual hard-on during the scene.

Do you still fancy him now?

Yy to Marco.

"ham glazed in spunk" thanks, that helps a lot. Over him.

Feel unclean, going to shower....

"He got an actual hard-on during the scene.

Do you still fancy him now?"

More than ever. The filthy little bawbag cuntshit.

I really don't want to say Tommy Sheridan.... Oh no.. Not me....

This thread has made me laugh out loud....

....until I read geordie, how could you? Tommy. Dry boke.

SCREAM!! Best answer ever.

ooooh Jose Mourinho - abso fucking lutely!
Also Chris Packham from Spring Watch and the Scottish cameraman with the gorgeous curly hair - Gordon Buchanan.

Jamie Oliver can stuff my cavity with pork sausagemeat thangeweverymuch

Give me one night, just one night with Christopher Eccleston and I'd ruin him.

Is Christopher Ecclestone wrong? Shirley not?

Has anyone said Danny Dyer? Not that I do, you know - but he's quite a common one for 'the twat that you fancy'

Danny Dyer
They have now

cymar the guy's in the new hawaii five-o would be alex o'loughlin and scott caan. they are mega yummy!!!!

and obviously the only reason i watch the show

There are a few awful twats that I actually do fancy. Paddy thingy off the telly. Errr - Paddy McGuiness.

How do you know that BearCrumble? - I wish I knew stuff like that

Robson G is a man for all seasons, - my 90 year old mother is always going on about him, I've had to agree to watch Waterloo road so we can chat about him on the phone.

I wouldn't kick him out of bed in a no-sex-for-ages emergency, but he'd have to keep his gob shut.

Who else ...

I know Rip. I am so ashamed.

But then he comes on the tv.... And I think about how dirty he would be....

Oh the shame

((goes off to name change)))

Oh but if you like Jose, you'll love Pepe god you wouldn't need to show him where to put it would you.

I worked in telly for 7 years.

He would have to keep talking for me. "Ah'm gunna spunk ahll orver yee's hur, pet."

I would've re. Robson, until i met Jerome last year..

He's defo improved with age, bloody gorgeous now!

Christopher E is sporting a scratchy beard, and hair that looks blow dried at the mo.. Eeeeeew

"and hair that looks blow dried at the mo.." Like my DH. My DH has hair like Edwina Currie at the minute.

Christ bupcakes!! You've given Robson Green a lot of thought haven't you?!