I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

the lovely geordie cahp off blue peter and was on strictly doing the salsa - wayah man!!!!matt --cant recal surname...

i meant chap!!!

OMG chuckle bros
would having a shag go
to me
to you
to me
to you
to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am late to this but Robson Green would get it from this corner.

As for the rest you have mentioned - some of you are fucking sick

agahast some of you like such munters

Thanks for this thread have not stopped laughing.

Mine are:
Michael Palin (although he seems like a nice guy to be fair)
Louis Theroux (bet he knows all the moves despite the quizzical look)
Nick Knowles phwoooaaarrrr
And I wouldn't kick Paddy McGuinness out of bed but I'd have to stop him yakking first.

Scott Bakula in Star Trek enterprise.must be the nylon/crimpeline outfit
NOT Quantum Leap- spent rather too much time leaping into a womans body and not in a good way IMHO

and i throw into the mix....scott baio

who sounds like fem deodorant
scott bio for a fresh fudd

See what you mean, PumpkinBones, but bawbags are born, not made.

I reckon the Supreme Bawbag was murdering the English language and eating all the pies well before that snap was taken. And didn't Tracey say he was hung like a chipolata?

< goes to make giant sausage sandwich>

why has no-one mentioned Frank Burnside out-of-The-Bill. Bawbag of Epic preportions. "You're nicked you scrote"
and I bet he taught Gene Genie Hunt everything he knows.

yy to Frank Burnside, in that scene when he flushed a suspect's head in the toilet, I went all hot and bothered and had to sit down.

Still would so do dirty things to Mr Bloom though, I'm afraid.

Actually no, I'm not ashamed. He needs a good hauling.

Plumbing the depths with Mr Bloom, I'm afraid.

Thought of another ...

Snoop Dogg. You just KNOW he's a tossbag of epic proportions. But I'd have him.

Re: Matt Smith and Benedict C; no, not bawbags as defined for this thread. Can't bear Smith's big posh face and close-together eyes, myself, but will accept that some find him attractive as a geek-crush.

Benedict C on the other hand is NOT geek-crush material, just beautiful and foxy. You just know he'd be VERY skillful and pure filth as well. I've thought about this a lot

Snoop dogg. Hmm... Looks like a complete bawbag but there is something about that voice...

It's Snoop's eyes that I like.

Is Aidan Gillen out of the wire a bawbag bupcakes?

I know somebody that gave Robson Green a blow job in the toilet at some showbiz do.

Steven Tyler..........he's sooooo NO NO NO NO. But then I have a big fat YES every time I watch American Idol at the moment.

Very wrong. I'm ashamed.

I'd do Louis Theroux too.....

OMG pumpkin, Pete Docherty REALLY??
But he's got a scabby face and his fingers are covered in nicotine stains. Eeek!!

Phillip Schofield. Anyone else not fooled by his cleaner than clean act?

Dave Gahan. Even in his heroin days. His deep, raspy voice and the groans he emits whilst on stage do something very wrong to my insides. That and his sweaty, wiry, tattooed body. If he offered me a night of debauched groupie wantonness I'd be there like a whippet.

He exudes filth.

I kissed the guy who sings the True Blood theme song once. Well, he kissed me. And he was being rather nice to get into my pants but there was a hint of bawbagness there.

I would. That voice ...

Jade Everett, there's a thought!

And on the subject of True Blood, I used to spend indecent amounts of time thinking indecent things about Vampire Bill. And then I saw him in one of those Catherine Cookson things (please don't ask why I was watching it) and it TOTALLY RUINED IT!!!!!

I really don't get the whole Alexander Skarsgard thing though.

More Skarsgard for the rest of us then