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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

713 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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kingbeat23 · 14/05/2011 22:11

actually Izzy, head back up to the beginning of the thread and someone posted a pic of v young Prezzer and i think you'll find a mention...

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:11

YES! Brendan Cole surely is the epitome of bawbaggery. Little stoat-faced, weaselly, snivelly bastard on toast.

I wouldn't do him though, for the record;.

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stinkyfluffycat · 14/05/2011 22:14

Keith Richards, Scottishmummy? He's the guitarist from the Rolling Stones, and I can't admit to anyone in real life that I fancy him because
a) he's about 104
b) has a tendency to look a bit corpse - like
But I do...

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:15

is he the dirty bastard who knocks about with russian twinkies

PumpkinBones · 14/05/2011 22:16

for those who missed it

I offer for your pleasure

I think you'll agree it's Prescott in a whole new light. I'm still more ashamed of Pete Docherty though.

stinkyfluffycat · 14/05/2011 22:18

Noooo, that's Ronnie Wood. Same levels of decrepitude, though..

MadameCastafiore · 14/05/2011 22:19

Alexander Armstong - I want to have a reason to hang onto those ears!!

MadameCastafiore · 14/05/2011 22:19

Oh god and shameful but Nick Knowles - bet he is a right dirty fecker though (not mud dirt but filth dirt!!!)

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:21

Alexander Armstrong - not a bawbag.

THEY HAVE TO BE BAWBAGS, WIMMIN.

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MadameCastafiore · 14/05/2011 22:22

OK - Alan whatsisface from QI!

SpringHeeledJack · 14/05/2011 22:22

Brendan Cole??

God, you lot should be ashamed of yourselves

mn at its worst

ratspeaker · 14/05/2011 22:24

Keith Richards
Rolling Stone
fell out tree
claimed to have snorted his dad's ashes
played Johnny Depp's dad in pirates of the Caribbean

SpringHeeledJack · 14/05/2011 22:27

Has anyone done a Chuckle Brother yet?

...I once sent my sis an 'article' out of Closer, about a woman who had shagged a Chuckle

she was appalled and said, off her guard: "it wasn't even the good looking Chuckle Brother"

I have never ever let her forget it

MegBusset · 14/05/2011 22:28

yy Stringer Bell from The Wire, and also Herc Blush

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:31

"she was appalled and said, off her guard: "it wasn't even the good looking Chuckle Brother"

Actually crying.

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FreudianSlipper · 14/05/2011 22:33

Jack Nicholson

has anyone mentioned him yet, how could i forget. naughty naughty man

i would give Mick Jagger a go to just purely on reputation

LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 22:35

Ken Livingstone;
used wear a flashers mac- don't know if he still has it but I bet he does
someone told me he has 5 children so deffo fertile
if you can ignore the nasally little voice
holds his own. In an arguements. Minds out the gutter please!
choice between him and BoJo? No contest.

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:36

ken livingstone another poon hound
no allegedly
he is

HazeltheMcWitch · 14/05/2011 22:38

oo, there's a thought LordOfTheFlies. BoJo.

Would I? Ahem, yes. Over and over.

swedie · 14/05/2011 22:38

I am hideously ashamed that I want to do the horizontal tango with Brendan Cole. I just can't help myself.

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:46

Brendan Cole has a distance of 2mm between his eyes, trufax. Don't trust a man with mince pies too close together, according to Ma Cunting. Trust much less a man with eyes so close together that he almost has a mono-eye. I would have thought.

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kingbeat23 · 14/05/2011 22:48

FYI - all you wiggles fans out there in London....they are playing Hammersmith 4th June, just had a text from DSis and giggled to myself Grin i might go!

LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 22:55

Didnt they ( the wiggles) used to sing about
"Crocodile Hunter, big Steve Irwin......."
and alot about his shorts.
I'd say that horse has already bolted ladies.

scarletfingernail · 14/05/2011 22:56

I'm still laughing about the Chuckle Brothers. Had to google some pictures to remind myself which one is "the good looking one" and made me laugh even more.

Funniest thing I've read all day Grin

dementedma · 14/05/2011 22:59

Jack Nicholson is SERIOUSLY creepy! Don't go there!