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AIBU?

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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

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bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 21:46

I know! You're exclaiming surprise that not more women want to rut with him, aren't you?

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LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 21:47

Eurgh,Kurt Cobain and Russell Brand look like they need a good was-shudders- but I'm sure some of you would volunteer.
Shane McGowan (now he's got his teeth) could sing Fairytale of New York after and I bet he'd be damn grateful. Lovely eyes.

HazeltheMcWitch · 14/05/2011 21:47

Er, ScarletFingernail, Greg Wallace most deffo IS a bawbag! Womanising, ex football hooligan. So you may 'have him' on this thread. All to yourself.

LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 21:48

Good WASH sorry,Trying to shake the image.Need therapy.

HazeltheMcWitch · 14/05/2011 21:48

No, Bupcakes, no. Although the 3.36 did get me thinking...!

Do like a hairy chest. Yes indeed.

SpringHeeledJack · 14/05/2011 21:49

...are you fifty three, buppy?

[suspicious]

mine is Ed Miliband. He wouldn't even need to ask nicely.

Fuck it, he wouldn't need to ask at all. He wouldn't get the chance, the dirty little Brownite swot.

PumpkinBones · 14/05/2011 21:50

I wouldn't want Kurt Cobain to wash. Is that wrong?

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 21:52

given kurt been deid for ages.aye big problemo.he'd stink

TeamLemon · 14/05/2011 21:52

Mmmm. Kurt and Dave, nekkid. Me, with tepid sponge. UNNNGH!

PumpkinBones · 14/05/2011 21:53

I've just realised how that sounded, and wish to clarify that in this scenario it is 1993!

FreudianSlipper · 14/05/2011 21:53

no you are not alone mummissinghermind but i think together we are. something i had obviously and understandably repressed until i saw your post

i have just seen an advert for Luther, Idris Elba was looking moody and hot :o

PumpkinBones · 14/05/2011 21:57

As I've had a drink, I will share my most shameful one. Pete Docherty. Definitely a bawbag. BUt I would , I would

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 14/05/2011 21:57

I'm gonna stick with Seabiscuit - but if anyone wants to wash Frankie Boyle and bring him to my tent, the flap'll be open.

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 21:57

Grin SpringHeeled.

Someone on MN once said that the Miliband bros. look like aliens trying to fit in on earth but their human disguises aren't very convincing. That was a perfect description.

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SpringHeeledJack · 14/05/2011 22:00

oooo was it?

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:01

I can't remember but I do remember snorting hot asparagus soup up my nose when I laughed at it :(

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ratspeaker · 14/05/2011 22:04

scottishmummy
so he'd smell much the same as the talent on Lothain Road ona Satirday nicht then?

maybe better

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:04

i knew emma thompson man was handsome
greg wallace,however is not

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:06

lol,some munters up the lothie rd.smell eau de pish

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 14/05/2011 22:06

A perfect description of the majority of Honourable Members bupcakes.

The rest are robots with the exception of Prescott who is a prime example of bawbagness, but it appears that there's no takers for giving him one.

stinkyfluffycat · 14/05/2011 22:09

Has anyone mentioned Keith Richards yet? Or is that just me?

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:09

who?

LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 22:10

On the trail of CBeebies eyecandy, does anyone remember Chris Jarvis (Mr Mopple) though he's hardly a bawbag. His eyebrows are rather too defined and his cheeks rosily pink.
But he did spend alot of time in that shed....

swedie · 14/05/2011 22:10

Brendan Cole. Arrogant horrible revolting man. But i would hurt him. Badly.

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