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I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

713 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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Watertight · 13/05/2011 14:03

Re: Beckham

The jury's out on this one. I mostly find him unsexy. An annoying little ponce with a bit of a lisp. What was all that business about him wearing Posh's sarongs?

But then there were those [http://www.heatworld.com/Fun-Stuff/2007/12/The-world-goes-into-meltdown-over-our-Beckham-picture/ white pants...]]

Watertight · 13/05/2011 14:03

Try that link again:

white pants!

giveitago · 13/05/2011 14:11

Me - gotta be robert downey junior.

Watertight · 13/05/2011 14:24

Would anyone do Charlie Sheen?

Just curious...

TobyLerone · 13/05/2011 14:28

I'd do Charlie Sheen if I had proof of his STI-status.

alli1968 · 13/05/2011 14:29

Ok I am new to this but I sense that bawbag is like a guilty secret>

So Brian Cox
Simon Cowell
Paxman

LordOfTheFlies · 13/05/2011 14:30

Hugh Dennis.Or Steve Punt. Or both.

Cymar · 13/05/2011 14:39

Hugh Laurie in House (bad mannered bawbag) and George Eades in CSI. Mm Mm Mmmmmmm. I reckon they'd both be rather dity in bed.

LordOfTheFlies · 13/05/2011 14:53

A few years back I saw Stephen Fry (he used to drive an out-of-use black cab) in London and he saw me then there was some interview about him wanting to get married and have kids. I was already flipping married by then Steeeeevaaan.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/05/2011 15:06

I think bawbag is a guilty secret but SPECIFICALLY because they are known to be unpleasant, not just a guilty secret because they're minging unconventionally attractive. That's a slightly different category, and a whole other thread!

pollmeister · 13/05/2011 16:16

Oooh you filthy lot. Well, ever since (some years ago) there was a pap pic of Richard Madely on the beach with CUT OFF DENIM JEAN SHORTS (quiver). He has been my crap celeb crush. He can shoplift my knickers any day.

And for those who fancy Keith Allen - my chum shagged him: he has a small willy that is a bit lifeless but is the required 'pure filth'.

Potplant · 13/05/2011 16:23

Surely Brian Cox doesn't count, he's the 'bring him home to your mother' type.

Gingefringe · 13/05/2011 16:24

Just thought of another one - Marco Pierre White - he has a mischievous look in his eye. Would have to be wearing his chef's whites though!!

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/05/2011 16:24

I don't know. I'm not sure I'd call him a certified bawbag, but there's something less than wholesome about him in my opinion ..

MooMooFarm · 13/05/2011 16:27

Ew this thread is making me queasy!

Robson Green! Really? He looks like a rat and he is a twat. And I am a poet Grin.

Can you not remember him trying to sing years back? Isn't that enough to put you off?

smallwhitecat · 13/05/2011 16:35

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Schtum · 13/05/2011 16:41

Ginegefringe I'm coming out on the pull with you - you have excellent taste in men. MPW could wear an apron and nothing else, no?

GothAnneGeddes · 13/05/2011 17:07

Dan Penteado off of Rogue Traders .

I also love Andy from Cebeebies too, but he is not even slightly a bawbag. He is lovely.

HazeltheMcWitch · 13/05/2011 17:27

Can almost not bear to post this for I know it is wrong.

                        Piers Morgan.
scottishmummy · 13/05/2011 17:33

god grief you ladies like some munters
im agahst at the thought of anyone wanting to get jiggy with some of these guys

Potplant · 13/05/2011 17:34

at Piers Morgan

I'd take Simon Cowell over him any day, mind you there wouldn't be too much 'how's your father' going on with SC Wink whcih frees me right up for Damian Lewis.

HazeltheMcWitch · 13/05/2011 17:34
Blush
scottishmummy · 13/05/2011 17:38

suppose takes all sorts,but eugh to piers morgan

LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 00:04

Billy Rae Cyrus- not AchyBreakyHeart but as he is in Hannah Flippin Montana. He's worn well as scrubs up good. Disclaimer DD Makes me watch Blush