I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

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I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

I've got two geeky ones..... Professor Brian Cox and Gareth Malone...... but will happily bring the thread back round to Damien Lewis too

Eddie Izzard
Rik Mayall (as drop dead Fred)
Mark Lamaar
Terry Christian (ever since I first saw 'The Word' aged 14)

Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter is a given surely? No questions asked

Men dressed as women, alluring yet confusing yet sexy yet wrong and deviant...I like his makeup, honest

Ooh yes, Terry Christian

Getting back to the Wiggles. Anthony Wiggle is the one for me. Sorry.

I know he is a bawbag. Nigel Harman who used to play Little Dennis Watts in the Eastenders. Would let him do me sideways, but only as Dennis. I saw him in Guys and Dolls and he made me cringe a bit.

was probably th twitchy eye brow Bup

Watertight, oh God the preamble on the phone would be outrageous!

meadow, I'd forgotten about Coren! What a twunt, and short too, but CHRIST ON A BIKE him in those Regency get-ups ...

The yellow wiggle could have his wiggly way with me any time. Reckon he'd be filth. The blue one too comes to that.

LOVE Eddie Izzard and would do him like nobody's business. Preferably with him in drag .
But I think he's probably not a bawbag and thus ineligible for this thread.

Would definately do Eddie Izzard in or out of drag!

I think bawbag is just someone who is 'known' to be unpleasant in some way. (I use the term loosely of course as, unless you know a famous in RL, how on earth do you really know?).

So, for example, Coren and his arrogant and misogynistic comments in his columns. Flashy, arrogant Simon Cowell. Sean Bean and his multiple divorces (and he propositioned a mate of mine once in a deeply seedy way, but that's another story). David Cameron, a Tory. Jeremy Paxman, sneery. Ralph Fiennes, pretentious about his name.

Oh, and another one of my personal 'bawbags I'd ride all the way to next Wednesday' ... Daniel Day-Lewis. Dumped partner by fax and ran off with someone else. But I STILL WOULD. God forgive me.

Someone did, up thread said that they'd do a kebab with big coock...

Well Peter Andre was at Bluewater a while back -signing his calenders, 12 months of PA- and I just calmly walked by

David Cameron would be dirty though - in contrast to his public image. Public schoolboys are the worst.

I've just come back from Waitrose and there's a big picture of JR Ewing on their freebie newspaper thing. Sadly, my first thought was "Yes, I'd do him too".

LadyClarice Re: Daniel Day Lewis - I met him briefly, many years ago and thought he had a narcissistic air about him. I don't think he be a good shag. I think he'd be too busy checking himself out in the nearest mirror. But, for research purposes, you could find out and report back, if you like.

Thanks, Watertight, I will.

I wouldn't touch Robson Green with a barge pole now that I've heard him laugh in the ad for Extreme Fishing. Despite the gorgeous eyes, it is ruined! RUINED!

Would totally do Alan Rickman, even though he could be my dad. It's the voice that does it.

I could go on but there are too many wrongs already in this thread!

Alan Rickman, yes. Also Robert Carlyle - he seems a cocky little bugger.

Love this thread. I've been laughing out loud at some of the comments.

Still Cain Dingle at No1 spot for me.

Dont think Johnny Depp qualifies as he is absolutely gorgeous and does lovely things for kids (like turning up at schools and hospitals in full Pirates of the Caribbean gear) so he's not a bawbag.

Watched extreme fishing last night (on DH's insistance - I didn't object for a change) and whilst Robson Green did nothing for me some of the other fishermen were rather fanciable!! (apart from the one that looked like Wagner from the Xfactor).

Giles Coren - Yes
John Terry - Yes
Alistair Campbell - Yes
Nick Clegg - Yes
Jude Law - double, triple, quadruple Yes

I might also add Hugh Grant.

But Robson Green - not fucking likely.

Oh GOD! Robert Carlyle... Doing that sexy arse-wiggling dance to Hot Chocolate's "I believe in miracles" in The Full Monty...

HOW did we forget him?

Thank you Gingefringe