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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

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bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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freeandhappy · 14/05/2011 00:14

piers morgan made me laugh out loud! that is wrong wrong wrong. i'd definitely do jeremy paxman but nobody could think he's a bawbag Shock

HazeltheMcWitch · 14/05/2011 00:23

Look, 2 posters cannot take the micky outta my Piers-fancying ways but make no mention of BILLY RAE!!!

(sorry LordOfTheFlies....)

ohmyfucksy · 14/05/2011 00:26

I would Piers Morgan. Can't believe no one called me on the John Major crush...

freeandhappy · 14/05/2011 00:26

i like your thinking lord. could easily while away an hour or two rolling in the hay with billy

HazeltheMcWitch · 14/05/2011 00:34

Thank you Fucksy.

But, er - John Major? He surprised us all with that Edwina revelation, didn't he! STill, at least no one's said Prescott!

TeamLemon · 14/05/2011 07:03

Whilst we're on a political bent... Has anyone mentioned Andrew Marr yet?

TurkeyBurgerThing · 14/05/2011 07:27

My goodness there are alot of very worrying confessions for a fumble with the Clarkson! That is wrong wrong wrong!!

Anyway heree's my list:

Gene Hunt (and until I was dead)

Andy Cbeebies (bet he's hung like a trojan donkey and has the stamina of a racehorse)

Matt Smith (In the tweed jacked and bowtie up against the Tardis door please)

Richard Hammond (always always fancy him when I'm ovulating. In fact it's so reliable I use him as form of contraception!)

Masood from Eastenders (throw Syed in too please)

Matt Baker (seems like a self righteous goody two-shoes, but I bet he's a filthy dirty bastard and would happily slip it up the wrong 'un. Oh these farm boys!)

mummissinghermind · 14/05/2011 15:36

Really gonna slip into the realm of absolute fantasy now, coz i know he's dead but can i say Bob Marley in his prime and bruce springsteen about 25 years ago.

TeamLemon · 14/05/2011 16:28

PMSL at The Hamster being used as a family planning device!!

Bob & Bruce aren't weren't really bawbags though, surely?

mummissinghermind · 14/05/2011 16:39

Team lemon so glad you said that, i just got carried away, and thought now, who if possible would i like to get ridey with, sorryBlush.

TeamLemon · 14/05/2011 17:09

I have an unholy and totally inappropriate crush on a mild interest in Robert Pattinson, so I know what you mean mummissing. Grin They can't help being awesomely fuckable terribly good looking, can they? Wink

Sheepasaurus · 14/05/2011 17:11

Along the same lines Toady from Neighbours.....blush

Oooh, I'd forgotten about him! Is he still in it? I havn't watched it for years....

Matt Smith (In the tweed jacked and bowtie up against the Tardis door please)

THE reason I started taking an interest in Dr Who!

LordOfTheFlies · 14/05/2011 17:51

But Matt Smith (Dr Who) isn't strictly speaking a bawbag?He's cute in a geeky way.Kind of you-would-but-you-shouldn't but not mad/bad in a milk curdling way.Same as Benedict Cumberland or whatever his name is (Sherlock Holmes)
BTW am I the only one who thinks M.Smith (Dr Who) looks like Juliet Stevenson.Have you ever seen them in the same room?

CheerfulYank · 14/05/2011 18:07

I've heard Russell Crowe is an absolute ass but oh my yes I would. Again and again and againandagain.

mummissinghermind · 14/05/2011 18:37

When i was a teenager i had a crush on
wait for it Bobby Ball Blush and John Mcenroe and Leo Sayer.

I have no feasible explanation for this total curly hair weirdness, only hormones

Original poster
bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 19:33

"Whilst we're on a political bent... Has anyone mentioned Andrew Marr yet?"

WHAT?! No-one has anything to say about this?

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FreudianSlipper · 14/05/2011 19:41

Stringer Bell anyone who has seen the The Wire knows who i mean, i know he is a nasty nasty man but god he is so cool aka Idris Elba

Robert Downey Jr and Marco Pierre White yes please. i think would be too much to handle both at once especially MPW

BootyMum · 14/05/2011 19:42

Partyof52010 I am green with Envy that you get to meet Sam Wiggle... in the flesh ...

You must come back and tell me all about it!!!

I bet he is buff and smells lovely.

FreudianSlipper · 14/05/2011 19:45

i had a thing for men with dark curly hair too and also had a crush on bobby ball :o also on richard o'sullivan (robin's nest) martin shaw and adam ant the last two are still in my top 10

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 19:47
FAPPING NORA.
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smallwhitecat · 14/05/2011 19:48

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 19:54

andrew marr?really
he is a bit of an ole poon hound Apparently

smallwhitecat · 14/05/2011 19:55

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 19:57

I spray-LOLed at "poon hound." Even though I have no idea what it means.

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 19:58

poon hound likes the burds. apparently