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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

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bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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KurriKurri · 12/05/2011 20:23

Or it might be 3 for £2.50 Grin

Mrswhiskerson · 12/05/2011 20:40

Definately prof snape, I thought I was the only one !
I like professor green too especialy the tattoos.
Ralph fiennes there is just something about him , am I right in thinking he is meant to be a twunt ?

Happymm · 12/05/2011 20:46

Twunt or not, I'd do him:o

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 20:56

He's a twunt who pronounces his first name in a poncey way. " it's Ray-f Fiennes, dahlink."

"whatever Ralph. Now let's see what you're packing."

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PumpkinBones · 12/05/2011 21:01

I'd rather have his brother. But only in his incarnation as alcoholic FBI agent in FlashForward

HazeltheMcWitch · 12/05/2011 21:03

Ah, just realised the people upthread who mentioned Michael Mosely meant a chap who is now on BBC1. Not MAX Mosely, the F1 chap, son of Oswald who was into Nazi S&M games (according to NOTW).

There was me thinking there were some sick puppies about...

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 21:07

Some of you ladies may be envious of this lady then...

smallwhitecat · 12/05/2011 21:09

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reikizen · 12/05/2011 21:09

oh, that article is hilarious! Do people actually write/read that shite?

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 21:18

It sounds like the stuff of bupcake's fantasies...

FannyNil · 12/05/2011 21:19

Hair in a black tuft. Blackheads. Large moustache. All that bounce and no conversation to ruin it. Yeah, I'd do Zebedee any time. Boing!

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 21:23

It sounds nothing LIKE one of my fantasies. There was no mention of duct tape and bulldog clips for a start...

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LetUsPrey · 12/05/2011 21:41

Was thinking about this thread at work today (slow day) and remembered that I once had a dream about Jose Mourinho. As I recall, there was a sofa and it was outside. Given that he seems to such a big-headed gobshite, I woke up pleasantly surprised at his performance!

Still wouldn't though.

kingbeat23 · 12/05/2011 21:41

Hazel I'm with you on getting names mixed up....people were mentioning Martin Tucker...I've been thinking about Martin Lawrence...however, have got Robson fucking Green extreme fishing on....bet the geezer has never had such high ratings....i wonder if he knows why?? Hmm

LetUsPrey · 12/05/2011 21:44

Seems to be such a big-headed gobshite.

Jenstar21 · 12/05/2011 21:55

Oh! How could I forget Sean Bean? Getting a bit old and ropey, and is a misogynistic bastard, but I so would - all ways till Sunday. He's be properly filthy, in a really good way. Must go for a lie down now.....

NellieForbush · 12/05/2011 22:03

InAStateOfReflux No way Dr Christian is gay?!

Makes me want him even more.

starfleet · 12/05/2011 22:05

I'd have Noel Gallagher - has a really dirty look about him ....and also Dara O'Briain.

Kittytickle · 12/05/2011 22:20

Jenstar 21: we call him Sean "flick my" Bean in my circle.

Would it be so wrong to mention Martin Amis and Keith Allen?

TeamLemon · 12/05/2011 22:46

Keith Allen would be filth on a stick. You can see it in his beady eyes.

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 22:51

Yes Nellie. My GBF tells me with good authority. They always know these things don't they?

KurriKurri · 12/05/2011 23:03

Dr Christian is ready for you now Ms Forbush

MotherMucca · 12/05/2011 23:35

Oh god, yes. Keith Allen. The dirty, dirty, filthy bastard.

I bumped into him at Latitude a couple of years ago. I did NOT try to dry hump him.

MotherMucca · 12/05/2011 23:36

Oh yeah, Dr Christian is gay.

SarahStratton · 12/05/2011 23:40

Phooar!

Sadly he is very, very gay. What a bloody waste :(