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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

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bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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Happymm · 12/05/2011 18:36

Johny Depp as Jack Sparrow-wouldn't even wipe his cock.

Changing2011 · 12/05/2011 18:38

Johnny Depp in the Tourist was weak though.

HazeltheMcWitch · 12/05/2011 18:49

No one's said House yet. That means I'd get him all to myself, right?

smallwhitecat · 12/05/2011 18:52

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KurriKurri · 12/05/2011 19:13

Jeez - I go out for the day and come back to find Richard Madeley on the list - Richard 'I go commando in my suit trousers, please enjoy my free swinging genitalia' Madeley?????

But TBag from Prison Break - yes I would.

Robson just looks like such a mucky little tyke, he's hard to resist.

KurriKurri · 12/05/2011 19:15

OOh has anyone mentioned that most shaggable of bawbags Alistair Campbell?

HazeltheMcWitch · 12/05/2011 19:20

Alistair Campbell - oh hell yes. How could there be all that chat about Malcolm Tucker, and The Real Thing be forgotten ?

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 19:30

Alistair Campbell yes. Peter mandelson yes.

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BerryLellow · 12/05/2011 19:33

'then wipe his cock on your curtain ' :o :o :o

Quote of the week for me there!

CheerfulYank · 12/05/2011 19:36

The reason I didn't mention House, Hazel , was that I thought it went without saying. Hmm

smallwhitecat · 12/05/2011 19:40

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MissBeehivingBlardySwarms · 12/05/2011 19:50

Campbell looks very diiirty . I like Grin

I have a shameful yen for Dick and Dom Confused

MummiMoMo · 12/05/2011 19:51

I can kind of see Robson Green, not Damian Lewis, yes to Kevin McCloud although I think he may bat for the other side. I do like a bit of Michael Mosely as well but not Sean Lock. Ben Miller looks too much like my friend's husband and that would be weird.

William Petersen aka Gil Grissom from CSI? Hmm

KurriKurri · 12/05/2011 19:55

Ok - I'm going to make you all scream 'noooooooooooooooooooooooooo' now, -
Steve Coogan,

MissBeehiving - not both at the same time I hope - that would be disgusting Grin

MissBeehivingBlardySwarms · 12/05/2011 20:00

Kurri - don't they come as a package? Wink

Steve Coogan. A.BRIDGE.TOO.FAR.

PumpkinBones · 12/05/2011 20:01

John Prescott as a young man. Hello sailor

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 20:02

Eugh all I would ever think of with Coogan is that his breath smells like gas, after Alan Partridge sent Lynn out to get mints as his breath smelled of gas.

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 20:04

Still would, though.

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ImChangingMyNameToDaddy · 12/05/2011 20:05

ooooooh Robson Green he is lush :) Im sooooooooo glad he is in Waterloo Road now - my crush on him started when he was in Soldier Soldier - ooooh! Wink

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 20:08

I didn't like him as a youngster. Only now that he's got older and more, well, grrrr.

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partyof52010 · 12/05/2011 20:12

DH has just told me I must mention this one....

Tim Curry as Frank N Furter. I don't view that as all that odd though. Hmm

ReindeerBollocks · 12/05/2011 20:14

RG was quite scrum my in that werewolf/vampire/ghost thingy.

He managed to pull off wearing a vest and not look a tit.

That welsh guy, Rob Brydon, has to be my weirdest crush, but that voice is lush..

PumpkinBones · 12/05/2011 20:16

I had a sex dream about Simon Cowell. DH judged me for that one.

smallwhitecat · 12/05/2011 20:23

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KurriKurri · 12/05/2011 20:23

It's the curly dark hair and Manchester accent - can't resist.

Robson Green was in some sort of Catherine Cookson thing - because I'm always seeing dvd's of it in QD for £2.50