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I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

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bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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FreudianSlipper · 12/05/2011 17:03

Adam Ant circa 1981

dressed as a highwayman yes please

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 17:05

Oo yes me too, I saw a male friend of mine in a whole different light when He dressed as him at a fancy dress party - his bottom was peachy in those trousers...

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/05/2011 17:05

Oh bless you, GooGoo!
Reflux, picture of who? Murray? or Miller?

CareyFakes · 12/05/2011 17:08

Adam Ant is looking fiiiiinee right now! Gone is his mad hatter phase, now he's back to dandy pirate

CaptainBarnacles · 12/05/2011 17:08

YY to Mr Bloom

And I don't know who is sexier, Damien Lewis or Helen McRory

Watertight · 12/05/2011 17:09

LittleOneMum Oh God, I WISH!.... You know, I might just have to shag Mr Watertight senseless tonight in his honour.

LadyClarice I'm so pleased it's not just me with a Malcolm Tucker thing. Wow! Can you imagine phone sex with him? Shock

I'm very, very sorry to say that John Terry makes it onto my list too. He's not even remotely good looking but he does look dirty and a bit rough. He'd be good for a knee-trembler round the back of Stamford Bridge. Preferably still hot and bothered and slightly breathless after a game.

Poor Robert Webb Sad - he's not going to be very flattered, is he, that he's on my hot list of shaggable men along with a sweary Malcolm Tucker and a sweaty John Terry. A bit of an eclectic bunch. RW is at least very gorgeous and handsome as well as dead sexy. Wink

FreudianSlipper · 12/05/2011 17:10

mmm yes he still has that filthy look in his eyes

belcantwait · 12/05/2011 17:27

Bill nighy mmmmm nom nom nom Wink

ellangirl · 12/05/2011 17:39

Thanks, just snorted my tea out of my nose reading this! Can't really add much, except that I totally would with Robson Green. Sean Bean is a total nobber, but he can do his lady chatterley thing on me any day!

Watertight · 12/05/2011 18:01

Just don't get Robson Green Confused

What IS it that you all like about him?

BerryLellow · 12/05/2011 18:05

Oh yes, Sean Bean. I actively dislike him, but I still would

Happymm · 12/05/2011 18:10

Thank you watertight re:agreeing with David Cameron, he is dirt. Also not a jobber but will raise you David Beckham-as long as he doesn't talk:o Must have a thing for David's

meadowlarks · 12/05/2011 18:10

My TILF (That's twat-I'd-like-to-fuck) has to be Giles Coren. OOFT. I've watched the Supersizers over and over just to see him in various eras of period costume. Regency Giles or Twenties Giles are literally my ideal men Wink

CaveMum · 12/05/2011 18:10

I'm a little relieved that I haven't been torn to shreds for admitting to my Jimmy Carr crush. here I was thinking he was persona non grata on MN!

Gingefringe · 12/05/2011 18:12

Oh yes, Adam Ant - we had a massive poster of him on the wall of our 6th form common room at school in the early 80's in his 'stand and deliver' days - he was gorgeous (am I showing my age)
Actually, I must admit to a liking for Cain Dingle off Emerdale - something about a rogue in a pikey kind of way

ellangirl · 12/05/2011 18:13

What about Dr Christian? I detest him, and yet...

Happymm · 12/05/2011 18:14

It's those cheekbones-you could carve a ham on them...:o

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 18:16

I'm sure this has been siad before, but Dr Christian IS GAY ladies!

Sorry. x

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 18:17

Yes to Cain Dingle though! At least now he's got rid of his greasy mullet - though I still woul dhave done then...

Incidentally do you know in RL he is married to Paddy's girlfriend?

scottishmummy · 12/05/2011 18:27

dont see the attraction of plooky bawbags myself
heids the size of a planet,schleb hanger ons
naw i'll pass

RightUpMyRue · 12/05/2011 18:29

""He got an actual hard-on during the scene.

Do you still fancy him now?"

More than ever. The filthy little bawbag cuntshit."

Changing2011 · 12/05/2011 18:30

Gay one from Westlife - best looking man on the planet - such a waste :(

Current favourite - Leon-trpeneur from the Apprentice! Curly hair and blue eyes!

Changing2011 · 12/05/2011 18:31

Oh and Peter Barlow from Corrie and Cain Dingle.

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/05/2011 18:32

What do we like about Robson?

Why, he looks like he'd do you all ways then wipe his cock on yer curtains.

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