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I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

713 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

OP posts:
Jenstar21 · 12/05/2011 13:31

Apparently the youngest you can go is half your age plus 7...... Don't know where I know that from, but it's the rules round my friends! :)

LineRunner · 12/05/2011 13:32

There are things only I have dreamed of about Alistair Campbell.

LineRunner · 12/05/2011 13:34

Oh and by young I'm NOT thinking Justin Bieber.

TeamLemon · 12/05/2011 13:36

Half your age + 7 years is acceptable.

I am 31.
31/2 = 15 1/2
15 1/2 + 7 = 22 1/2

Robert Pattinson is 25 (tomorrow I think) and totally doableacceptable

JessicaDrew · 12/05/2011 13:45

Steve Davis Kinky
not in his wildest dreams
but hey remember Frank Bough!!!!!!

cheekeymonkey · 12/05/2011 13:46

Thank you Letuspray, brizz and pat. All the same to me anyway, I'm only 5' 11/2".
Now I have to google him, hope he doesn't shatter my illusions Grin

Shoshe · 12/05/2011 13:46

Newest crush Scott Caan phowar

partyof52010 · 12/05/2011 14:01

BootyMum You are not on your own.
I have had 2 sex dreams about Sam Wiggle, and now have to leave the room when their dvd's are put on. I only see him being utterly filthy with me.

We're going to their concert in a few weeks, and to a meet and greet with them. I will not know where to look. Blush

Maybe I can entice him into a cupboard somewhere Grin

Watertight · 12/05/2011 14:03

Completely agree with Robert Webb and David Cameron.

Complete fantasy shag for me, though, would be....

The character Malcolm Tucker from "The Thick of It", played by Peter Capaldi

God! All that energy - I'm sure he'd be sooooo vigorous!

MilkandWine · 12/05/2011 14:07

Robson Green is the bane of my life! Sometimes I start work late and I have to rush to living room to turn telly over from "The Wright stuff" because "Extreme fishing" is on after it.

He might be a nice guy but I can't stand the extreme length he has gone to in order to loose his geordie accent Angry. He just sounds utterly ridiculous! Is it that shameful that you are from the NE Robson, really?

Pillock!

LineRunner · 12/05/2011 14:09

Agree that Robson Green needs to lose the phone voice.

LittleOneMum · 12/05/2011 14:14

Ladies, ladies, they have to be bawbags (see OP). That bloke off Twilight is not counting.

I know Robert Webb quite well watertight and others and he is going to be delighted to be mentioned. I am going to show him this thread and if he's up for a quick one, I will get back to you Grin

toomuchmonthatendofthemoney · 12/05/2011 14:41

Rufus Hound (esp dressed as Cheryl Cole)
Eddie Izzard (cross dressing theme is worrying)
Sean Bean (old, crumbly def not crossdresser, but i so would)
Ciaran Hinds (if the nose is anything to go by, i'll be a happy woman)

starfleet · 12/05/2011 14:45

Oh yes I'd definitely have some of Ciaran Hinds Grin

Watertight · 12/05/2011 14:48

Bloody hell LittleOneMum!!!

I think he's absolutely scorching. My DH has benefitted from much Webb-inspired horniness following an episode of Peep Show.

Shame you don't also know Peter Capaldi who plays Malcolm Tucker in The Thick of It too...Wink

LittleOneMum · 12/05/2011 15:36

I don't but I do know another actor on the show, actually. Hm. Mind you, if anyone is getting a bit of the Capaldi, it's me. Grin

he's probably happily married sadly Grin

OK Robert Webb and Watertight, I'm setting you up on a date

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/05/2011 16:15

Most. Amusing. Thread. In. History. Am sitting in the office shaking with suppressed laughter. It MUST make it into Classics.

OP, 'card-carrying wanksplat'??? Grin Grin

Anyway.

I KNOW he's a twunt of the first order, and I KNOW about Nannygate, and I KNOW he's not even looking that good any more as he ages, but ...
I'd still have a go with Jude Law.

Also Malcolm Tucker (as opposed to Peter Capaldi. It's ALL about the character and the ferocious creative swearing. Blush

Reece Shearsmith. So short but I SO would, until he cried for his mother.

Aidan Turner, but ONLY as Mitchell in Being Human. Hubba hubba AND a ring ding ding. I'd have those skinny jeans off him with my teeth. And he better not have washed his hair beforehand.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/05/2011 16:19

PS where o where is Ben Miller doing all this talking about physics?

I don't think he's a bawbag but I think he'd be a filthmeister.

LineRunner · 12/05/2011 16:21

My ex-husband's dad.

TeamLemon · 12/05/2011 16:30

Unless your ex-husband's dad is Robson Green, Linerunner, we don't want to know!

TeamLemon · 12/05/2011 16:32

Bill Weasley - dragon wrangling ginger wand twizzler. Unff.

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 16:55

Boak!

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/05/2011 16:59

Oh Christ, had mentally blocked forgotten my REALLY shameful one.

Andy Murray.

I have not, and will not, admit this to anyone in RL.

GooGooMuck · 12/05/2011 17:00

LadyClariceCannockMonty for

not a bawbag though. But he's married so he'd be one when he were doing it with me.

InAStateOfReflux · 12/05/2011 17:01

There'd be a picture of him next to "bawbag" in the dictionary for sure...