I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

I'm so ashamed...

oh have enjoyed reading these sooo much!

robson green
cbeebies chris
tikkabilla's Paul
Prof snape
lucius malfoy
chris packham
sayid from lost
TBag from prison break
david mitchell

i know there are more, but i just can't think right now.

Although i don't think all these are bawbags. I just would.

Used to like robson until he got professional speech therapy and now says you-no instead of ya-na (fellow geordies will know what i mean), shallow self absorbed tosser, why would you want to lose your accent?

Leon or the scouser from this year's Apprentice. And very probably Tom-the-dorky-inventor too.

Handy Manny, whats not to love?
He is handy and has a very sexy voice

I also have a weakness for several of the Horrible Histories men . God, wrong wrong wrong. These threads do make me laugh though!

God, just googled Ralph Fiennes as Amon Goeth. What a headfuck, so horny and so wrong...

T-Bag from Prison Break? Are ye mad woman?!

"T-Bag from Prison Break? Are ye mad woman?!"

No idea! I really don't. but in series one....

it was serious!

I think i could have changed him....

I let Professor Brian Cox and his large hadron collider enter my thoughts on a regular basis.

Steve Davis, yes the snooker player.

Some of these are very disturbing - Jeremy Kyle, Chris Moyles?!? But I am pleased to see that no-one has crossed the line and gone for Ian Beale (BOAK)

Why is Robson Greens personality that bad??

i should like Brian Cox - he ticks all the boxes, but his lips look rather wet.

Cheekeymonkey - the actor who voices Handy Manny was in an episode of Wizards of Waverley Place not so long ago. Very, very strange to see this actual person on the TV but with Handy Manny's voice! He looked nice enough though but a bit short for me.

Horrible History's Mathew Baynton.
I wouldn't chuck him out of bed for leaving toast crumbs.

lowra

The voice of Handy manny is Fez from 'That 70's Show' Quite nice looking but too short to be doable. I like his voice though.

He was an obsession of DD's a few years back, she used to snarl at the telly whenever Kelly came on as she was jealous of her!

Now, Brian Cox is definitely NOT for this thread. He is a Bona fide lovegod with lovely hair and most certainly not a bawbag. Neither is Sayid from Lost, although I'd like to see his bawbag.............

Nick Knowles can get his big pipe out for me any day.

I have met Kevin Mccloud and he is not short, probably about 5'11 - 6 ft ish for whoever was worried about height issues - surely does not matter if he is horizontal? Very dull wife too so you may be in with a chance!

lowra- wasn't Steve Davis in to kniky sex or something, or am I remembering a story out of Viz?

kinky even.

Nick Knowles is a proper twat so he can stay on the thread.

Nick Knowles. Ewww! Still working the 80s designer stubble...

At what age are they too young?

who were you thinking of?

too young for you, or just too young?!

I second Mathew Baynton but only if he is dressed as King Charles II.(and speaks in the voice and calls me a naughty wench....)
I had a bad bad dream about David Platt from Corrie once.
Dh knows I would leave him for Jackie Chan.