I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

dunroamin get your sticky mitts of Gordon Buchanan. i saw him first!

Ooohh - can i join in? This thread has had me rolling about in stitches!!

Damien Lewis - me too!
David Caruso (Horatio) - hmmm yes please
Iker Casillas - a little young but i bet he really does have "Magic Hands"!!
Pep Guardiola
Tom Selleck - with or without the mustache!

....trots off to fantasise....

hmmmm chris addison. my husband gets the hump with me whenever i lust over him on tv

Robson on This Morning apparently for those who wish to perve

and James Spader ..........is that very wrong?

Mmmm yes...James Spader. I bet he knows a trick or two.
And Joseph Milson. Google him. He is perfection.

Wouldnt say no to Daniel Craig.. even if he turned out to be a total bastard...
he is totally gorgeous!

Has anyone said Dave Vitty and Chris Moyles yet?

I'd hold their mics for them while they got up early.

We have reached a new low with Moyles...

Has Robson been on yet?

Was that a bridge too far?

Although I'm prouf I managed to lower the tone on a buppy thread.

[challenging]

I would Moyles.

You can't beat a chubby funster. He would try sooooo hard

He would make you do all the hard work because he'd have a heart attack if he did it.

Fucking drats. Nobson is on after the brek and I've got to go out to collect DS from pre-school now. Bloody KIDS ruin everything.

I've always lusted after Louis Theroux.
He's so geeky and charming.

I had a dirty dream about Chris Evans once. I Did Not Feel Good when I woke up!

Used to be quite partial to Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, but his face looks like it's caving in on itself a bit these days

Alan Rickman
Nick Knowles
Adrian Edmonson

This is the funniest thread I've read this year Surely one for MN classics?

Alan rickman in Robin hood. Oh yes.

Ray Winstone.

I've had to bite my hand to stop myself from laughing in the office... thank you all!

Definitely one for classics, although I may be emotional scarred everytime I watch anything with Robson - this will repeat in my head... "Ah'm gunna spunk ahll orver yee's hur, pet."

Paddy Ashdown

John Major

Oh yes I would

used to know someone who worked in the shipyard drawing office with Robson before he was famous
and they all thought he was the typical gay actor type!!!!!!

Not sure this counts as a bawbag (great word BTW) but Gavins dad in Gavin and Stacey, yummy....

Larry and George Lamb, spitroasting poor old me...oh yes please officer

Fucking hell Bupcakes. You have a lot to answer for.
Only went and had a fecking Robson sex dream last night.

In my dream he came to do an assembly/help in a project at my school, spent the day ogling my tits, and then the caretaker caught us in a compromising position, making amusing shadows on the interactive white board. I kid you not.

Robert Plant

Oooh Lemon , sounds very...educational. :o