to think cat owners should clear up cat shit in little plastic bags

[PaWithABra]

like dog owners do ?

every spring i clear the flower beds and every spring the neighbourhood cats take this as a signal to use it as their toilet.

dirty bastards. I know i should blame the owners for not providing them with a litter tray but AIBU to think an air rife and some slugs might be the quckest way to end this menace?

hehe yeah, course they should

Oh, you're being serious.

It's the air rifle that gives it away that you're a twat.

You should have left that bit out and kept posters guessing.

as with the horses, scoop it up and put it on your roses

add some giant african land snail poo and you got yourself a prize winner at the summer fete

or just kill the cat :) i so need to go to bed, but -im bored- not tired :)

sorry am also practising.... how do i link?

you're a cock. And unreasonable.

D'y'think I technically called the OP a twat there vajazz?

I was working on being a bit more aggressive assertive to get my first deleted post.

Could be classed as telling the truth and let go if MNHQ agreed with me?

That is if the OP can be arsed to report.

I'll be disappointed if they don't, with all the effort I put in and all.

[said giant african land snail poo and got no response sad face emoticon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA You're so fucking funny furkegs!

And so knowledgeable into the bargain.

Seriously impressed I am.

(it's a pisser when a good comment falls to the wayside, good for you not letting it go )

[graciously accepts the false adulation and goes to find a picture of a giant african land snail to use as screensaver]

tad quicker next time if you don't mind, ithankyou

I selfishly got caught up in the excitement of calling someone a twat, I apologise most sincerely.

Barf as having a screensaver with them on, can't you think of something fluffy or cute?

Like an enormously shitting cat for eg?

or....a shitting cat riding a giant african land snail....

'or....a shitting cat riding a giant african land snail....'

Could possibly flag up somewhere as dubious google search trying to find that image?

you google it first...i am RIGHT behind you....honest i am, just give me a sec, no you go ahead...

what in the name of Hock is a Roomba

I had a Roomba briefly (sob) he is poorly and has to be repaired.

1. Some cats won't use a litter tray.
2. Most cats won't use a litter tray that already has any cat poo in it. So if you are at work or anywhere which means you can't empty a litter tray as soon as the cat has pood, then the cat will poo somewhere else.

3.How do owners follow a cat over fences, into other people's gardens to see their cat pooing and clear it up. Would rather have cat poo than neighbours coming into my garden to clear up poo.

YABVU

Conkers scare spiders not cats

Lion poo would work, but that would possibly involve keeping a lion. Ever so slightly extreme. And lion poo would just be giant cat poo.

I really badly want a Roomba. A herd of Roomba would be even better.

And some dust. For a treat.

My cat will not use a litter tray. However he very kindly only uses our vegetable patch as his shitter. And he is very considerate and burys his turds well.

If you don't want cats in your garden there are "products" to deter them on sale at B&Q, HomeBase, and all leading DIY emporia/asylums.

There's a cat version of the "mosquito" frequency device, although I've always wondered about this and whether it's fair on any cats who just happen to live next door to one. Can they hear it? Does it stress them out?

There are other products though like sprays.

I'm afraid that cats do travel quite widely under their own steam (as it were) from garden to garden, and of course owners should provide their cats with toilets of some sort to minimise the chances of cats pooping in other people's property. It's particularly nasty having to clear up cat poop if you're pregnant.