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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

OP posts:
ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:41

Poor Mr Shirley and his ballooon animal cock :(

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:41

"ReindeerBollocks Thu 05-May-11 21:26:45
Yes but can you blow a golf ball through a garden hose Chickens?"

Ah...another victim of the term "blow job"

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:41

a few knots and she was making a french poodle

TrinityRhino · 05/05/2011 21:42

whip see now I have done deep throat but it was not planned
I wasn't trying to, it just sort of happened, I realised his cock was way further back (or up cause I was above) than usual

it was totally different

but I'm sure as hell not going to be underneath and in a positon that o dont see could be very n control

not that dp would ever abuse the situation but you only need one accidental thrust of lust and you're right on the gag reflex not past it and that just aint gonna be pretty

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:42

Dame Shirley - see my last post

wandawings · 05/05/2011 21:43

Fabby - but if she goes through PAYPAL then she won't have to do ANY proving!!! Only ebay ask the buyer to prove..Paypal get the seller to prove otherwise. Why should the OP do all the leg work??? Open a dispute in paypal and then sit back and wait for your refund. Open a dispute in ebay and you have to donkey around getting proof.

Just trying to make it easy for the OP.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:43

thinking back, don't think ive ever given a bj from underneath, aka been mouthshagged

TrinityRhino · 05/05/2011 21:43

vanilla vodka, lemonade and ice is very nice

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:43

Whip, PM me your previous incantation so I can stalk you in a non-sexual act of lurve.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:44

love how ebay people keep reading OP and posting, skipping all the filth Grin
read back

Original poster
bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 21:45

I did accidental deep throat. Or surprise deep throat, as it were. It spelled the end of our relationship and no mistake.

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:45

Did you puke, Bups? I imagine exorcist-style vomit in that situation.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:46

bupcakes - prudish behaviour does not suit your talk name.
that poor old accidental thrust-guy

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:47

so I suppose all of you no tonguers and no deep cock-ers spit, then?

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:47

I am at the posters ignoring all the filth and Getting To The Matter At Hand.

Yes bupcakes, ignore the deepthroat you filthy cunt and concentrate on the fact that paypal won't accept lezzery blow/suck jobs and will give you five pounds if you are correct in your purchase of some gammy eyeliner.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:49

aw dame shirley - you made me snot

PaintedWhore · 05/05/2011 21:49

how the fuck did this thread go from ebay feedback to deepthroat ?

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:50

Everybody spits, WhipMe - sperm contains calories don't you know Grin

AmazingBouncingFerret · 05/05/2011 21:50

I get it now, this was never about some skanky faux guyliner from ebay was it. It was bups sneaky way of getting us all to talk about deep throating.
Pervert.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:50

It's a talent, Whore

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:50

paintedwhore - theres a name that belongs here.

what do you filthy tarts have bing alrets for the words cock and deepthroat

Grin

now lez off with someone. Now!

wandawings · 05/05/2011 21:52

WAHAHA! Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of filth and am having a good old cackle while getting a crick in my neck but when I know I'm right I'm like a dog with bone :)

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 21:52

You should give her feedback relating to how she has made you so disgusted that you did deepthroat vom.

ebay-->shoppe>wobbletude->deepthroat-->vom

TrinityRhino · 05/05/2011 21:52

I have never spat

I must just say that I have only done this 'act of love' >snort> with late dh and current dp
til I et dh was a rather silly panicky uptight scared of sex, though it was only for the man,having been abused kind a girl

but how would you spit decouresly (no idea how to spell that)

I mean HHHOCKKKK TTTTTTT is just not attractive

and befreo anyone says but you dont need to look attractive all the time and you shouldn't be forced to swallow...
I'm not forced, I just dont even think twice, something in mouth, its liquid, its not repellant, I dont want it there anymore, swallow

no brainer

but the non swallowers have noever done it outside either

Original poster
bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 21:52

I didn't puke. I almost bit his nob off though.

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