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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

OP posts:
ChaosTrulyReigns · 05/05/2011 21:32

Having just read that ebayer's replies to negative feedback, I think buppy may have found her match.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:32

Damn - my possibly post (aimed at chickens) is going to get confused with the lesbian posts and I'm going to look odd again aren't I?

LDNmummy · 05/05/2011 21:32

REPORT! Report this person to ebay.

c0rn51lk · 05/05/2011 21:32

is no-one talking about the eyeliner now then?

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:32

us necksnakers are quite a lot more skanky, obviously.

we all smoked at 14

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:32

  1. Mouth shape during {necksnaitude} is clearly PURSED or POUTY depending on lip shape

  2. Chickens - you called everyone mooses. Bupcakes, she called you a moose. Are you OK?

  3. I have never understood the whole blowing a golf ball through a hose thing. I think that blowing on a cock in this fashion would could not only cause discomfort but maybe some kind of bubble which would kill the recipient. (remembers marriage...)

  4. Wine
AmazingBouncingFerret · 05/05/2011 21:32

This is all a little bit strange...

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:34

Surely you should be sucking the golf ball through the hose? Although if you could do that, and applied said technique to an actual penis, I suspect you would turn the unfortunate recipient inside out.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:34

ferret -
dont fucking judge!

necksnakes AND finger snaps

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:35

chickens - what a mindless waste to invert a fireman

electra · 05/05/2011 21:35

Ignore Annabel the troll. Of course it's the principle of the matter - you bought the item because you thought it was Benefit and it wasn't. The cost doesn't matter - the fact she's making money from a fraudulent business does!

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:35

we moved on from how filthy it is to buy an eyeliner from ebay a little while ago. Bupcakes PMed me to apologise and it's all forgotten now. I also got a PM from WhipMe. The least said about that the better.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:35

I know you, Whip. Not in the biblical sense, but I suspect you of having another name

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:35

To be honest Shirley it probably helps the female species ....

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:36

dameshirley - it is the flat front purse here with my mouth.
and because I know you like that kind of thing

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:36

Electra, but can you suck a golf ball through a hose?

TrinityRhino · 05/05/2011 21:37

shirley rocks

dont you need to SUCK the golfball through the hosepipe

not that I think a man would apprecaite something akin to a super hoover on his wang but at least its closer to a bj than blowing his wang so hard his ears pop off

I recently read a book about how to do deep throat
something about hanging your head over the edge of the bed and GETTONG PAST YOUR GAG REFLEX......yeah right , you shitting me,,,, not happening

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:37

Chickens -- i am hidden through many layers of subterfuge

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:38

If someone tried to get past my gag reflex, I'd probably enforce my bite reflex. Nosh.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:38

trinity - there is much pleasure to be found in the mysterious realms beyond the gag reflex

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:39

It was always 'suck' rather than 'blow' but I was trying to be witty in response to Chickens

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:39
PrinceHumperdink · 05/05/2011 21:39

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:40

prince humperdinck - I wouldnt throw it in the cake mix

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:40

Oh! wait!

Was I meant to be sucking and not actually blowing?

Oh.My.God!

I wondered why I kept having to do the A&E dash. FFS.