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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:22

Yeah, I was crossing my Nun disapproval with the necksnake and it didn't really gel.

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:23

ADVICEWANG

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:23

so...to clarify
you intend to 'slyly snog me' yet with no tongues?

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 21:23

have you never french kissed a girl chickens?

God.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:24

I haven't. All of my friends are mooses.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:24

quick straw poll
natural mouth shapes during necksnakes, please ladies?

happybubblebrain · 05/05/2011 21:24

They sell REAL benefit eyeliners at my local market for £3. Ebay is trully rubbish.

happybubblebrain · 05/05/2011 21:25

truly

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:25

Dame Shirley Wink

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:25

£4.20 on Benefit eyeliner you were conned easily you cheapskate

But you should burn the biatch for trying to blackmailing you.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:25

I might not be lesbian sexy, but my God I can blow up an air mattress.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:26

Yes but can you blow a golf ball through a garden hose Chickens?

TrinityRhino · 05/05/2011 21:27

natural mouth during neck snakes else its just TOO much

I'll tongue girls, whos up for it

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:27

air mattress? you do have kissing issues?!

just watch dame Shirl the dirty piece!

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:27

No. The diamater of the ball and the diameter of the hose pipe would make it an impossibility. Unless we're talking a fireman's hose?

TrinityRhino · 05/05/2011 21:29

I'll suck a firemans hose

so come on then, whos going to fess up about lesbian experiences?

Reality · 05/05/2011 21:29

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:29

Trinity & DameShirl this thread has gone excitingly-- bit filthy!
tongues welcome with these two.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:29

Possibly - it depends on how good you are! Grin

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:30

yep year 11 Duke of Edinburgh. Round the fire. right after the fart competition
thrilling evening

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 21:30

Not me Rhino - I only go girl after 10pm

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 21:30

You wouldn't have got lezzy stuff & hose sucking if you'd stuck with [wobbletude]

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 21:31

actually, I'm all about the cock.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 21:31

You're right Ursula. Once snake was mentioned, it all got depraved.

Original poster
bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 21:32

"eyeliner from ebay, fruitshoots from the tea SHOPPE?!"

It wasn't from the tea Shoppe, it was from PUND WORLD you dipshit.

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