I am being BLACKMAILED

[bupcakesandcunting]

By some divvy on eBay

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

Whip, I actually do love you.

Fabby, just do the necksnake.

I wonder if she would get it if you end your email with [necksnake]

[necksnake, click click, lookaway]

chickens - - dh says he will pay to watch us lez off.

delete as appropriate - ok no way necksnake

Trin, you are rocking the 'tude. Respeck.

Caramel, you are treading on thin ice now. Thin. Ice.

She pronounced it "shopp-ee" Twat.

I don't think that's the case Fabby. I've never had to provide any proof for an item not as described when claiming through Paypal.

Tea hee

See, I did actually write "shoppe" at first. I hesitated for a couple of seconds and couldn't stop myself from tapping backspace a couple of times. I just couldn't leave it like that.

Just from Bupcakes user name I'm getting a Brian Badonde vibe. Bexbuse Be Bis Bis Bindian Bhiskey? :o

You have to provide proof an item is countefeit, this item is countefeit.

I am correct! eBay however will give you a £5.00 voucher too after the dispute is closed to spend on what you like!

Mumsnet classic this thread, IMVHO.

Brian Bedonde! He is ace.

PAHAHA!

eyeliner from ebay, fruitshoots from the tea SHOPPE?!

what the fuck next?

Pombears from greggs?

Fabby. Really a whole five british pounds?

{necksnaketude}

I dont get out of bed for less that 6 whole pounds per day yeah?

{necksnakes}

who is Brian Bedonde?

Dame yep a whole fiver! Whooot whooot.

What's this about a shoppe?

Dame shirley is a menace with that necksnake

Whip, tell your DH that I am a Nun and am giving his details to Him. No heavenly delights for that mucky pup

You can't expect Royalty to be able to necksnake. You need to be from the Hood.

So they say Whip, so they say.

delete as appropriate hell yeah feck no necksnake & snap

my natural mouth shape during necksnaking is not a catsbummouth, more a flat front pursing?

I draw the line at tongues. I mean, tongues