I am being BLACKMAILED

[bupcakesandcunting]

By some divvy on eBay

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

silly bitch

girl power to you buppy

and

Go Bupcakes! Go Bupcakes!

Good on ya, Buppy.

Kick her to the kerb, girlfriend.

you should forward her email to ebay.

Go girl!

Classic. Made my Friday this

I havent heard the word Divvy in yonks

Ebay are monitoring all of our correspondance now that it's in dispute.Which is why I held off on calling her a SKANKY HO.

skanky ho

Slap that biatch up Bupcakes.

Cos you know leaving negative feedback is the only way to get her back

I bet you necksnaked and 'mmm hmmm'ed when you pressed send, though.

"Do you even know what you're selling to people? It could blind them"

This.

This is actual genius. Fuck me.

You should have put something in there about eye AIDS though.

I did toy with eye AIDS/being tested by Robert Mugabe being included in the email. I was actually creasing up in bed last night, thinking of Mugabe daintily testing out eyeliners then hitting the roof when he realises they are counterfeit.

She has got a point about buying your make up in Boots from now on though.

maybe the seller is fed up with giving refunds then people negging

Maybe seller shouldn't SELL HOOKY GOODS.

If people only bought their goods from stores, eBay would shut down Shirley, you capitalist fuck.

She imports her benefit from the goold old USA you utter utter TURD.

I agree with southeastastra. Yeah, that's right. No scissoring for YOU buppy.

oh and "stores"? What the fuck is the matter with you. We say SHOPS in this country. Not "stores"

Jesus.

not me Trinity. Not me. I forget NOTHING.

oops probably should change my name back, dont think its helping the nun-like persona

Yes. Answer the does vanilla vodka plus lemonade make alcoholic cream soda?

Because I got to get me some of that shit.