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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

OP posts:
UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:58

what attracts the dale vermin now? Confused

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:58

ring donut

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 22:59

The bollock fence. I have such an image in my mind now, involving boxing mice and teeny bollock punch bags. I don't know why.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 23:00

Join in Tott!

WhipMe - I think I lurve you and your two bullock posts.

BTW - I don't have two bollocks - I just talk bollocks

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 23:00

I came here, tonight, to MN, with the sole aim of creating as many bonkers, disturbing and plain rude images and inserting them into your brains where they will ride with you forever, and pop up at the most inappropriate moments.

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 23:00

*lesbian cake= ring donut

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 23:01

hold it - boxing mice?
I didnt forsee that one?

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 23:01

You definitely succeeded, you even got Trin to admit deep throating...

TottWriter · 05/05/2011 23:01

A bollock fence would be more of a bollock heap, wouldn't it? Surely you'd need the shaft to gain some height?

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 23:02

it's working, I just read 'foresee' as 'foreskin'

TottWriter · 05/05/2011 23:02

My gag reflex is too strong for me to ever have a hope of deep throating. Nuts, what a shame, eh?

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 23:03

Nice one Totts.

On that note I must away,

adieu!

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 23:03

straight bakery goods - sausage roll, eclairs, long doughnuts. lezza baked goods - buns, baps, cream buns, jam doughnuts (yuck0 gay baked goods - ring doughnuts,

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 23:03

I'm blaming this awful lager. Anyway, DH is insisting it's bed time. I can tell because he's turning things off around me.

TottWriter · 05/05/2011 23:03

I the circumstances, the foreskin/foresee mistake is an easy one to make.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 23:04

Actually, that's not true - The only disturbing image MN has left me with is when I read a thread telling me to google blue waffle.

DON'T under any circumstances google that.

It's the thing of nightmares and will ruin our anal/deep throat/lezza thread

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 23:04

*with the shaft fencepostness I meant @ Totts

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 23:04

have never catalogued Greggs in such a way before.

TottWriter · 05/05/2011 23:05

Where do Swiss Buns come in on that list? They look rather like shafts with spunk on...

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 23:05

nope blue waffle is bad. might be a good baked item name though,

TottWriter · 05/05/2011 23:06

I'm very good at not typing things into google. DP is an idiot who did all that some years ago, so I mention them offhandedly to him and watch his face to see how bad it is. That's usually enough info for me.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 23:07
  1. I havent been up this late for over 6 years.
  2. this thread has restored my faith somewhat in the twatty, worthy, twee MN
Grin bearing in mind I bottlefed my kids on fruitshoots...
TottWriter · 05/05/2011 23:09

Aww, I know what you mean. MN can get a little.. do-goodery at times. Mind you, I'm usually up late. I just usually forget to come to MN and talk about filth. I miss all the good threads

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 23:10

Ah, I never fit into this site, not even when I'm being nice.

I may as well talk about bollocks/lezzing up and blue waffles, it's okay no-one really notices...

Good idea Tott - I'll get DH to google things recommended by MN in the future.

constantlywrong · 05/05/2011 23:14

I once shared a ho s tel room with a particularly classy friend who met a bloke while we were out, and another friend of ours. She decided it was appropriate to bring him back to the hotel room (other friend and I had left by this point) later that night. It was a VERY cramped room.

I thought that the highlight was after he'd left, and she came out of the bathroom, turned the light on, and opened her gob wide, insisting there was still some in there, and that it was chewy.

That was not the highlight. The highlight turned out to be when other friend then noticed that where afore mentioned lovely gentleman had perched on her bed (while she was in it...) (she was pretty sure, though she was trying not to look and it was dark, that he was naked) he'd left a spot of blood.

Yes, really.

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