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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

OP posts:
ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 22:41

Ooh, the imagery. I'll have nightmares now.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 05/05/2011 22:42

pfffffffffft I would have to have an XL vag veil ho hum

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:42

Reindeer
thankyou for aiming a titwank at me. I believe it is my first MN titwank

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 22:43

This lezzing stuff is terribly technical.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:43

reindeer - the oldies have vacated to gransnet, leaving all the sex crazed bored housewives with lesbian fanny mashing fantasies on here.

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:43

we could market em on ebay, vag veils & bollock burkas

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:43

WhipMe - you should count yourself lucky

DH has been waiting a long while for a titwank ;)

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:44

chickens - it's all about the angles, to be sure.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 22:44

Ursula, respec' with the circle of the thread. Nicely done.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:45

Where's my wink when I want one?

< could this be a new euphemism>

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:45

think I'd need a medium vaginal veil. I'd probably opt for a purple or lilac colour, if there were an option

worraliberty · 05/05/2011 22:45

Let's all report the OP for being in receipt of false benefits..... Grin

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:46

Need a hijab for your hairypie?

Oh I don't think we can do colours, just brown or blonde.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:46

worraliberty - like it.
now, where do you stand on mashing fanjitas?

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:47

ursula - you're forgetting the ginger bushed ones?

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:47

woops sorry about that red-quimmed ones

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 22:47

Bollocks should wear burkas. Ugly things.

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:48

does anybody really ACTUALLY have blonde pubes?

Sceptical face

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:48

Hang on, wasn't Trin the reason for the fanny mashing?

worraliberty · 05/05/2011 22:48

now, where do you stand on mashing fanjitas?

A little to the right Grin

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:48

I would find a bollock burkha a nice little tease

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:48

You calling me ugly chickens?

I take offence at that

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:49
WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:49

worraliberty - are you jenny eclair?

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 22:49
Grin