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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

OP posts:
WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:35

ursula, what is the letter i in the middle of your titank booby sign? is it a tan wrinkle?

BoysAreLikeDogs · 05/05/2011 22:35

spool back, spool back

wtf is SCISSORING ????

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:35

does that mean more traffic or less? I'm guessing more

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:36

it's a cock!

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:36

yogurt does not grill well.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:37

It's a cock Ursula - it's supposed to represent a titwank

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:37

BALD, take a seat while I educate you re scissoring...

no, lie down

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:37

boys are like dogs - you innocent lamb
scissoring is two hot lezzas going at it, legs scissoring at right angles, fannys mashing. got image? job done.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/05/2011 22:37

I'm glad you asked BALD. Being a NUn, my sexual repertoire is hideously limited.

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:37

Not Ursula - sorry.

Aimed at WhipMe.

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:37

'it's a cock!' Ursula, you can hear the indignance in her voice

tan wrinkle!, you bitch

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:38

particularly proud of 'fannys mashing'

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:38

oh god, I did not need that image, really

DameShirleyKnot · 05/05/2011 22:38

BALD - scissoring involves...

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:38

it is a teeny tiny cosk

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:39

Just thinking about this

The titwank was aimed at WhipMe.

Honestly, The oldies were right, MN has changed Grin

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:39

*ck

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:39

I agree you should be proud

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:39

fannies ? plural . I did a grammatical whoopsie.

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:39

I just lolllled

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:39

night all

BoysAreLikeDogs · 05/05/2011 22:39

oh um er eek

I'm SO glad I asked

Grin
UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:40

& snorted at fannies mashing

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:41

dame shirley ---wtf is a small vaginal veil/ and where can I get one? would I get Boots points on one?

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:41

Trin exits as the fannies mash...