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I am being BLACKMAILED

641 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/05/2011 19:28

By some divvy on eBay Angry

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

OP posts:
UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:26

Trin! Grill! & wipe the jizz off ya chin!

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:26

And your boob Trin!

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:27

titwanks always get me in trouble.

especially soapy ones.

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:27

wooohooo thanks guys

grill is now turned off and there is no burnt food or burnt skin

now dribbling pepperoni juice down my chin...............to wash off the spunk

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:27

yes and don't grill ya boob Trin!

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:27

I can smell burning.......................................

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:28

*wipe the jizz off your boob Trin

Face-palm-slap

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:28

oh

xpost

is this the lezzing off cos I gotta go to bed in 5

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:28

did you really just grill a pizza?

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:28

nope not a pizza, somehting far far better

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:29

oh please, eveyone let's meet again
any thread with the word BLACKMAIL in the title xxx

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:29

I can't decide whether you are asking me that cause

  1. its far too late ot eat pizza or
  2. you dont grill pizza
SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:29

totally whip. totally

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:30

you just did kisses hun

ReindeerBollocks · 05/05/2011 22:30

Where's my burger (none lezzer reference honest) ?

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:30

it's never too late to eat pizza you mimsy nincompoop

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:31

xxx

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:32

a thing definately not to grill is an egg

SoupDragon · 05/05/2011 22:32

She said you had to leave good feedback. good, not positive. Ensure that is is accurate, beautifully written and grammatically correct and you'll fine.

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:32
UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:32

no kisses just titwanks,

need a titwank sign like

(o)i(o)

SpermTastesLikeMonsterMunch · 05/05/2011 22:33

hmmm soupy, another victim

WhipMeIndiana · 05/05/2011 22:33

goodnight, my crack team of hot MN lezza cock gobblers. Everyone have a peaceful fist, tonight. Go on, make your beloved happy

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:33

oh fgs Soup...

another thing not to grill: soup

UrsulaBuffay · 05/05/2011 22:35

night (o)i(o)