I am being BLACKMAILED

[bupcakesandcunting]

By some divvy on eBay

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

It is definitely beef monster munch which is a shame as my fave is hot and spicy

A classic it shoudl be

Spunk is vaire good for you, skin, hair, nails, mood, seriously, it contains mood henhancing hormones

I thought a fistular was an anal problem

oh and its trinity btw

HA, you bin dissed girl .....

Ah, jizz hedges. The latin name is jizzicus hedgicus.

I'm waiting for Trin's namechange to ChinnityRhino

xpost@! lolz

Fistular is definitely a vein connecting to artery thingy - gives people larger veins on arms (completely not relevant to deep throating or anal)

ursula, that was CLASS

ChinnityRhino is bloody brillliant

'spec duuude!

thederkinsdame - - memo to self
read thread before posting on top.

now, lez off with someone, Now!

Can I just ask, how much alcohol has everyone drunk? I have just had a jumbo bottle of stella

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y'all are mixing fistular with 'fisting'
aka anal fisting.
vvv different.

one small china mug of wine

thought a fistular was a hole thing up the ass?

I am sober.

then rethinks.

reindeer, I dont want to offend anyone

not what you are saying it is or me, we are both wrong

and I've just realised I was thinking fissure, sorry

the hole thing up the ass is just the ass, Fuppy. Think on.

ARF!

I read a thing in some magazine once (total evidence..shut up) that if you put the essence of man in your hair it would make it shiny.

Right. Before we go very much further into the myths of spunk and the properties of aforementioned liquid - could I just point out that there is probably a reason that we're told its

a) full of protein
b) good for the skin
c) excellent for nails
d) low in calories
e) Tit enhancing (just me?)

This all might be bullshit...just sayin'

Anal fistula, or fistula-in-ano, is an abnormal connection between the epithelialised surface of the anal canal and (usually) the perianal skin.

Anal fistulae originate from the anal glands, which are located between the two layers of the anal sphincters and which drain into the anal canal. If the outlet of these glands becomes blocked, an abscess can form which can eventually point to the skin surface. The tract formed by this process is the fistula.

You're someone, Whip. You are. I know it

I ams sober as a judge.

Completely junked up on codiene and paracetasmol though so I probably can't brag.

ursula - wine in a china mug?

I like you. with a flat front pursed lip

At some point I will have to namechange to FistulaBuffay innit

I've had three inches of vanilla vodka and a joint

whip, sober?

you're dirtier than us

Wait Shirley! You mean all those men that told me that spunk was good for me were lying??

I feel all peculiar now.

chickens - are you Scottish?