Unreasonable DH. Divorce on the cards.

[marmaladetwatkins]

I have been craving spaghetti hoops on toast all day. DH rang me on his way home from soft-play to say he was calling in to Aldi to get some loo roll and then to the Co-Op to get some fruit/bread. Was there anything I wanted, he asked? I said yes please, a big tin of spaghetti hoops.

When he gets back, it seems that apparently he didn't telepathically know that I wanted Heinz hoops and not Aldi's own brand hoops. I am most annoyed. Aldi hoops have watery sauce and the hoops are soggy. This is Not Good Enough.

Looking past the fact that he has looked after DS all day and then taken it upon himself to go and get essential supplies, he is being very unreasonable isn't he? I can't be expected to live like this.

FGS Shirley- if you've got concerns, contact MNHQ. I'm so sock of all this glory-hunting troll-spotting. How do you know that Marmalade hadn't just changed a few details to protect her anonymity?

She'll be asking for money in a minute - she'll say it's for Heinz Spaghetti Hoops, but it's all LIES.

Whatever, I'm hiding this pile of old shit thread now, so GOOD LUCK TO YOU LOSERS, don't come running to me when she's on your facebook page talking about fucking Ravioli.

FFS - have I been suckered in again? Bloody lichen-covered bridge dwellers! I should have realised when she said spaghetti hoops - everyone knows that the best stuff is the long spaghetti!

I still appear to be concerning myself with the food quality aspect of this thread and not with the real issue which is clear-cut case emotional abuse. I'm not quite getting it, am I?

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Shirl! Wot did you do?

Oh I geddit. Doh. I'm a bit rubbish on this thread.

- Fellatio! (why have you got a zero instead of a normol "o" in your name? )

I don't think hse's a troll at all.
I think she's geuninely upset.
and forcing all us pg ladies to crave spaghetti hoops on toast, which was the best idea, because it was the nicest lunch i've had all week.

she even

I do think the Health and Safety Executive is a troll

It's the new thing. I've got one too. Jealous, much?

No, I can make one for myself if I want actually SO CALLED BIT0FFUN. But I can't be bothered being in a clique like you lot of cliquey bitches.

(I'm enjoying being a massive cunt. I can see why there are so many on them on mn actually)

I can't have one! :( :( :( :(

I don't have an O
:( :( :( :(

change your name to: nickelbaalamb0. if you want to be idiotic, like that bunch of idiots.

Marmalade

As a woman you have been conditioned by the Patriarchy to believe that the only reason your "D"H got the own brand rather than the Heinz is that he is a rather loveable chump and we can't expect men to get it right etc etc ad nauseaum.

Enough! It's time that women started to expect men to behave in a decent switched on way rather than making excuses for them. Why on earth can a mature adult man not get the correct brand of spaghetti hoops? No excuses. He ought to be sufficiently invested in your relationship that he knows what sort you like without having to be told like an 8 year old.

I'll tel you why he does it - it's because it is one of his unconscious methods of controlling and disappointing you. Which he delights in as he a man - the bastard.

I bet he thinks you can come from penetrative sex alone too - they are all the same.

Chop his balls off.

Maybe you should post this in the thread abotu men who are idiots....
here

Wow! I can hardly believe this thread. Wonder why it didn't surprise me that someone shouted "troll"! Shirley you obviously have never had to put up with sub-standard spaghetti hoops from a man you thought was in love with you If you had, you wouldn't be so quick to put on your "judgey pants". If you don't like what's going on here then DON'T ENGAGE! Jeez!!!!!!!!!

OP. I feel for you

I bet Shirley eats own brand Jaffa Cakes, the dirty hooer.

Wouldn't surprise me FunnyBunny!!!!!!!!!

OP, have a

Shirley's never eaten a branded product in her life - she always chooses the home brand.

that's why her hair is so dry and flaky.

ooh, thanks, don't mind if i do.

urgh

homebrand Jammy dodgers!!!

Help, I've been poinsoned!!!!!

Nobody should be expected to live with a non telepathic husband, YANBU

My DH came home without the six boxes of Almond Magnums I was craving. He bought regular Magnums home, knowing full well I need the almond ones to stop nut allergy DS from wanting one.One look at my incredulous face sent him racing back to Chavsda for the correct variety.

You should have sent his sorry ass back out for Heinz, by eating the Aldi you are enabling his, frankly shocking neglect of your needs. Bastard.

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