How many men have you slept with?

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Tell the truth, if you can.

And how many do you confess to?

ELNP never had circumcised- can't be much different can it?

Scottish dirty talk

I think she means hand job....."baws" mean bollocks! ??

EvenLess - but can you fit 8 inches in? I would certainly try - but I think girth is all important.

Which would you rather have 8 and skinny or 5 and fat?

Whatever, friends I think is all you could be!

Circumcision is supposed to decrease sensitivity, so theoretically they should be able to last longer. Bet it's just a myth.

Eek - the man I had with the 'finger cock', was vile, 'twas before DCs too...

It was like a pencil - I pity him now.

Ohh - cut or uncut???

I'd go uncut given the option.

I used to go out with a bloke who liked tea-bagging....

Circ is harder to give a hand job but is cleaner cock.

haha baw tickle is good 1st date!
slipthe haund is a real school girl dilemma. when to let Mr D'Arcy Slip the haund or try the haund.but retain ones modesty

5 fat. And I don't fit it all in. I like to go on top and slide up and down it

K9 - you liar. Do you know what tea bagging is, you fluffer!

I think I would go for fat- long and thin is like a teaspoon in a mug!

First thread on here to ever make me really laugh! Well done OP! ha ha ha ha

well done OP but I still would not really reply to this tbh :)

I heard "chuff like a wizard's sleeve" recently and thought "yes, a big cocked bloke for me"

But, jeysus, I went out with a man who was 6' 10" once (or twice), & there was no way that thing was coming anywhere near me in its enterity

So final question before DH turns off power- do you all have shaven haven's, Brazilians or (like me) 1980's style hair triangle.

Kangers, you've just reminded me I wanted to look at one of those self stirring mugs on Amazon.

I have to say it's not that exciting and certainly not as satisfying as an actual ....

no, the 'half' was because we started but had second thoughts and didn't finish! Sop do hand jobs and such count, cos than my tally would be greatly boosted as I thought this was acceptable and still meant i could be classed as a 'nice' girl.

long and thin is gross, they think they have all that but, no, it's like a smoothie mixer. Whirring around.

Kangers - my names says it all

*name

80s revival here. I covet a full on Joy of Sex bush but it doesn't have the volume. Keeping it within the boundary and trimmed is as fussed as I can be with it.