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Original poster

How many men have you slept with?

203 replies

NameChangeBooBoo · 05/04/2011 23:36

Tell the truth, if you can.

And how many do you confess to?

OP posts:
kangers · 06/04/2011 00:00

ELNP never had circumcised- can't be much different can it?

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 06/04/2011 00:01

Scottish dirty talk

K999 · 06/04/2011 00:01

I think she means hand job....."baws" mean bollocks! ??

whatever17 · 06/04/2011 00:02

EvenLess - but can you fit 8 inches in? I would certainly try - but I think girth is all important.

Which would you rather have 8 and skinny or 5 and fat?

FabbyChic · 06/04/2011 00:02

Whatever, friends I think is all you could be!

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 06/04/2011 00:02

Circumcision is supposed to decrease sensitivity, so theoretically they should be able to last longer. Bet it's just a myth.

spiderslegs · 06/04/2011 00:03

Eek - the man I had with the 'finger cock', was vile, 'twas before DCs too...

It was like a pencil - I pity him now.

Ohh - cut or uncut???

I'd go uncut given the option.

K999 · 06/04/2011 00:03

I used to go out with a bloke who liked tea-bagging....Wink

whatever17 · 06/04/2011 00:03

Circ is harder to give a hand job but is cleaner cock.

scottishmummy · 06/04/2011 00:03

haha baw tickle is good 1st date!
slipthe haund is a real school girl dilemma. when to let Mr D'Arcy Slip the haund or try the haund.but retain ones modesty

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 06/04/2011 00:04

5 fat. And I don't fit it all in. I like to go on top and slide up and down it Grin

whatever17 · 06/04/2011 00:04

K9 - you liar. Do you know what tea bagging is, you fluffer!

kangers · 06/04/2011 00:04

I think I would go for fat- long and thin is like a teaspoon in a mug!

FabbyChic · 06/04/2011 00:04

First thread on here to ever make me really laugh! Well done OP! ha ha ha ha

everthebeliver · 06/04/2011 00:05

well done OP but I still would not really reply to this tbh :)

whatever17 · 06/04/2011 00:06

I heard "chuff like a wizard's sleeve" recently and thought "yes, a big cocked bloke for me"

spiderslegs · 06/04/2011 00:06

But, jeysus, I went out with a man who was 6' 10" once (or twice), & there was no way that thing was coming anywhere near me in its enterity

kangers · 06/04/2011 00:06

So final question before DH turns off power- do you all have shaven haven's, Brazilians or (like me) 1980's style hair triangle.

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 06/04/2011 00:06

Kangers, you've just reminded me I wanted to look at one of those self stirring mugs on Amazon.

K999 · 06/04/2011 00:07

I have to say it's not that exciting and certainly not as satisfying as an actual Brew....Grin

fastedwina · 06/04/2011 00:07

no, the 'half' was because we started but had second thoughts and didn't finish! Grin Sop do hand jobs and such count, cos than my tally would be greatly boosted as I thought this was acceptable and still meant i could be classed as a 'nice' girl.

whatever17 · 06/04/2011 00:08

long and thin is gross, they think they have all that but, no, it's like a smoothie mixer. Whirring around.

spiderslegs · 06/04/2011 00:08

Kangers - my names says it all

spiderslegs · 06/04/2011 00:08

*name

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 06/04/2011 00:09

80s revival here. I covet a full on Joy of Sex bush but it doesn't have the volume. Keeping it within the boundary and trimmed is as fussed as I can be with it.