How many men have you slept with?

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Tell the truth, if you can.

And how many do you confess to?

I was really bad in my teens and twenties. Haven't had sex in 5 years.

Billions.

I know

testing

Do you think it is just a stupid and rude question past a certain age?

I always lie, obviously, and tailor it to the bloke I am with. 5, 10, 20, depending on the guy. Obviously I have had tests and am OK.

80 approximately.

80 is fabulous- I would be very pleased if I was you- which dicks were the best- wide and less long or normal width and longer? I have had about 8 but I have not enough eserach to answer my questions.
I would have loved to have had about 40 partners- but would not reject 80- ABSOLUTELY EXCELLENT!!!!

3 and a half.

This reminds me of teenage discussions with friends. Oral/hand jobs counted as half

really, thought I was the only one at the 80, 90 mark.

It wasn't hard, aged 42, one a month for a few years. Stacks up, sometimes a few a month.

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My numbers aren't so impressive, unless you know that I started late (17) and finished early (married)

kanger - fear you may be taking the piss but I can answer.

Short and wide is the best. Long and skinny is the worst. Ones who come in their pants don't count.

Long and skinny is the worst....may as well be a finger and I have 10 of those myself so why other?

The optimum length for a cock is 5.5 to 6 inches I think, and as wide as poss.

The biggest was like a 500ml coke bottle - sadly there was a right knob attached to a lovely dick.

not taking piss but did seem to openly happy for mumsnet didn't it. Sadly married to normal- longish and widish- may never get to experiment with short and wide but always suspected it is so.
Plus a man who like oral- that would be a good thread- how many (male) partners enjoy oral!!!
(I think most female do it all the time)

bother oh shag I'm getting tired!

I knew someone once few years back now, was no bigger than an index finger, he knew he was tiny too.

K9 - you have 8 old girl, leave your poor thumbs out of it.

does slipping the haund count
is a baw tickle actually sex

I'd go for length and girth. Not silly length, but a good 8 inches.

Uncircumcised or cut?

Aha that's where you're wrong....I was born with 10 fingers

scottish- no idea what you are on about- slipping the haund? TYPO?
baw tickle? TYPO?

Fabby - I went out with someone with an index finger for a winky, plus premature ejac. We are still mates, poor chap.

A fair few - only two were any good!