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Original poster

How many men have you slept with?

203 replies

NameChangeBooBoo · 05/04/2011 23:36

Tell the truth, if you can.

And how many do you confess to?

OP posts:
whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:46

I was really bad in my teens and twenties. Haven't had sex in 5 years.

happybubblebrain · 05/04/2011 23:46

Billions.

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:47

I know Smile

namechangeforthread · 05/04/2011 23:50

testing

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:50

Do you think it is just a stupid and rude question past a certain age?

I always lie, obviously, and tailor it to the bloke I am with. 5, 10, 20, depending on the guy. Obviously I have had tests and am OK.

namechangeforthread · 05/04/2011 23:50

80 approximately.

kangers · 05/04/2011 23:50

80 is fabulous- I would be very pleased if I was you- which dicks were the best- wide and less long or normal width and longer? I have had about 8 but I have not enough eserach to answer my questions.
I would have loved to have had about 40 partners- but would not reject 80- ABSOLUTELY EXCELLENT!!!!

fastedwina · 05/04/2011 23:51

3 and a half.

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 05/04/2011 23:51

This reminds me of teenage discussions with friends. Oral/hand jobs counted as half Grin

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:52

really, thought I was the only one at the 80, 90 mark.

It wasn't hard, aged 42, one a month for a few years. Stacks up, sometimes a few a month.

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 05/04/2011 23:52

x-post Grin

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 05/04/2011 23:54

My numbers aren't so impressive, unless you know that I started late (17) and finished early (married)

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:54

kanger - fear you may be taking the piss but I can answer.

Short and wide is the best. Long and skinny is the worst. Ones who come in their pants don't count.

K999 · 05/04/2011 23:56

Long and skinny is the worst....may as well be a finger and I have 10 of those myself so why other? Grin

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:56

The optimum length for a cock is 5.5 to 6 inches I think, and as wide as poss.

The biggest was like a 500ml coke bottle - sadly there was a right knob attached to a lovely dick.

kangers · 05/04/2011 23:57

not taking piss but did seem to openly happy for mumsnet didn't it. Sadly married to normal- longish and widish- may never get to experiment with short and wide but always suspected it is so.
Plus a man who like oral- that would be a good thread- how many (male) partners enjoy oral!!!
(I think most female do it all the time)

K999 · 05/04/2011 23:57

bother oh shag I'm getting tired!

FabbyChic · 05/04/2011 23:57

I knew someone once few years back now, was no bigger than an index finger, he knew he was tiny too.

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:57

K9 - you have 8 old girl, leave your poor thumbs out of it.

scottishmummy · 05/04/2011 23:57

does slipping the haund count
is a baw tickle actually sex

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 05/04/2011 23:59

I'd go for length and girth. Not silly length, but a good 8 inches.

Uncircumcised or cut?

K999 · 05/04/2011 23:59

Aha that's where you're wrong....I was born with 10 fingers Wink

kangers · 05/04/2011 23:59

scottish- no idea what you are on about- slipping the haund? TYPO?
baw tickle? TYPO?

whatever17 · 05/04/2011 23:59

Fabby - I went out with someone with an index finger for a winky, plus premature ejac. We are still mates, poor chap.

hmc · 06/04/2011 00:00

A fair few - only two were any good!