Unpopular opinions for the LIGHTHEARTED not the FAINTHEARTED! (iv)

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Right then, lets keep it clean like 99% of the last one :)

HeeHeeHee -

"I am rubber, you are glue,
It bounces off me
And sticks to you"

We are so childish!!!!!

Got a whistle today and thought of you..!

Another one!!

You're just boasting now you minx

Seriously without wishing to make you any more jealous which of course I do, the more the better, it's warm and sunny and there's lots of buildings being tended to and roads being resurfaced in downtown Marbs. Tee hee

• Yeah but, no but, we have .....erm ....... worthy stuff like feminists 'n that, innit?

Yeah innit man woman

Here's another one:

I get well pissed of with not being able to sometimes just say to a kid "Sit down and shut up, you fool". Not allowed to, oh no, but, boy I've been tempted and come very, very close when dealing with a gobby yob challenging child.

Any child or just your own?!

Oh, other people's (teacher) - mine are grown up so I can tell them to sit down and shut up. And I probably did it when they were young too ....

Teachers are not supposed to traumatise children by telling them to shut up. Infringes their rights don't you know.

Disclaimer: - this is lighthearted people

He he, I'm a teacher too. I sometimes tell them to shut up. Sue me!

p.s. I have been on this thread and the last one. I just namechanged because I think my sister knows who I am and I don't want her to!

Oh, and my opinion of the day. Lots of mums complain when Dad has a sporting hobby that means he's out every weekend for 3.00 kick off or 2.00 golf. I positively relish it!

Well they bloody well should be allowed. Didn't do me any harm - not that I needed to be told, it was the fear of it that did the trick! When I saw how the kids at my ex DSD's school behaved I was horrified - I am amazed and in awe of the teachers for putting up with the shit they have to.

Rights? What about yours? This does make me so angry actually - teachers are there because they want to teach these rude idiots, but frankly if the children behave like that then they deserve fuck all at the end of school!!!!!

I find it so sad that there is just no respect anymore, and heaven forbid that we upset a poor little thick skinned, tw*t headed idiot tosspot teenager by asking them to settle down so others can learn.

RANT OVER

Oh - I relish that too. My DH is away just now and it's been me, me, me for days.
I love when DH goes out to do "stuff" - I get peace. Love the bones of him but soooo nice to have time for just doing nowt, eh?

at FunnyBB!!!

Doing nowt that is apart from sometimes having to enter the black hole of Calcutta my DS's bedroom to open a window, collect plates/glasses etc.

The Shit Pit as it is known in my house!!!

Ah well, DS is in his 20s and still here . One day, one day............

You never know - that may be me in 7 years time.... Although Bella will only be 9, so I am doing life with children really. 33 years it will be from DD1 arriving to DD3 leaving - assuming she goes at 18 that is! Shit, thats a lot when I say it like that!! Almost as long as I've been alive I bloody wish

Meant to ask. What age do you teach?

I'm secondary - so 12-17/18. I love it really - never boring and every day is funny/sad/challenging/amazing. But my contract ends soon (fixed term) so who knows what the future holds! Darned recession and cut-backs again!

Right - I'm off to watch True Blood. Ooh I love True Blood.

Back as soon as ..................

Back again - why would you invite a Vampire in?? If you knew they were a vampire? Why?
OK - I've had too much wine.

Seems a little daft - wine or no wine...

YY - everyone knows you never invite vampires in

Will your head be fuzzed up and crap tomorrow perchance?

I'm Scottish .... our heads are never fuzzed up!

Actually, I do feel tired so I'm of to bed!! Night boo and everyone else!!