Unpopular opinions for the LIGHTHEARTED not the FAINTHEARTED! (iv)

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Right then, lets keep it clean like 99% of the last one :)

PMSL at that thought! I'm sure I've seen somewhere that one can buy 'pet' hoovers!!!!

Grrrr - just spent ages hoovering the sofa - we have two bad-boy cats and they are casting big time at the moment.
Lead me to the pet hoovers I say!!

Trouble is they don't behave like dogs and it's hard to train them to stay off the furniture - they sometimes sneak into our bedroom, if we forget to close the door properly, and lounge around on the bed which I hate.

Hoovering my cat would be the best way to die from blood loss :o

(Oh, it's Jacksmania, I name changed because I started a yoga teacher training course this past weekend. "Om" is the sound of the universe, and "shanti" is a Sanskrit word meaning "peace".)

Ommm My cat's scared of the bloody dustpan and brush, let alone the bleeding hoover.

I've needed some Omming today!

Oooooh, get you Jack - yoga and stuff!

Heheheh - here's another unpopular one - alternative/complementary medicine is mumbo-jumbo

No offence Jack!!

:o

I resemble that remark!

PS don't call me Om. Call me Jack. I like it better. Thanks :o

Ouch!

Would you like some lotion? Here, bend over, I'll rub it in... :o

You did know I'm a chiropractor, right? And I take great exception to ignorant crap derogatory remarks about my ptofession.

Ah but chiropractors actually do something don't they?! Manipulation and ....erm...stuff. I know several people who have visited them for bad backs and so on and I can see why manipulation and excercise would help.

Salmo always you isn't it?!

I neeeeeeeeeeeed a chiropractor today, but I am not prepared to spend ?200 on an appointment. So have booked one for Friday in London where it is a far more sensible price of £75.

Jack why can't you be here when I need you?

Morning boo !

Jack's too busy Ommmming to help!

What is it with people assuming that when DS is throwing a tantrum on the bus, telling me to give him a smack will solve things? Right, so then I'd have an upset, tired toddler with a sore backside who'd be screaming either loudly... Don't fucking butt in with your out of date logic!

Rant over.

I was not too busy oooommmming, I was sleeping :o
(Different time zone.)

Seriously, I need a chiropractor myself... sounds like a bad joke, doesn't it I pulled a muscle in my left shoulder/neck and have been trying to work it out myself but it's not working... I'd like to be able to clone myself so my clone could work on me.

Come to think of it, then my clone could go to work for me. Or clean. Or do my taxes. Hmmmmm... that's worth pondering.

How are you all? And can I ask, where are you all? I think I've said, I'm on the West Coast of Canada, in British Columbia. Just outside Vancouver.

Afternoon all.

Ouch for you too Jack How frustrating must that be, when if it was someone else you could help them!

Peanut so so true. Drives me crazy when strangers stick their beaks in.

Hola Salmo. What you going to say to day to start your sprint I wonder!

Jack I'm in Southern Spain. Off to London/UK tomorrow for a couple of weeks though, so been running around like a lunatic today and will be again tomorrow (evening flight - I AM stupid, however, it was only 99p and it's NOT on Ryanair!!!)

If you work for a living - you are working class..end of.

To absolutely HATE, LOATHE. DETEST any form of fecking ageism.

sighs that's better....and relax.

Boo - have you landed??

Not yet - we're on the 10pm flight. Yup Stupid. But twas only a quid plus taxes - and it's not even on Ryanair either!!!! Really excited about getting into flat at 1am.....NO I'M BLOODY NOT - means small short annoying child will be small short and extremely annoying child on the morrow....

Have a good holiday boo !!

Have a great holiday boo!!