Unpopular opinions part 3

[BringBackGoingForGold]

Just happened upon the last one and liked it, so ...

I don't think The King's Speech is that great a film; I think the directing was often unimaginative, cliched and banal and the script obvious. And Helena Bonham Carter wasn't that good.

Harry Hill should go away too.

And Davina Mcall.
And Holly Willoughby.

BarmyArmy is a dick of the highest order

Don't let it derail the thread

I never know which is Ant or Dec

I don't like Michael Palin's travel programmes - I think he secretly sneers at the local people he meets. So there!

Aw, I like HH

I wish WilloughBooby would fuck off though

Yay for Nora Roberts david ! She's grand and I won't hear a word otherwise :)

Sorry..feeling a bit strident tonight.

Cricket and golf....WHY?

Get rid.

I have a crush on Ian Hislop (in a weird sort of way)

Oh i like Willoughboobie. She can laugh at herself and she has a voluptuous figure. It's nice to feel represented by someone in the media.

Fern Britton looked better fat.

Totally understand Hislop-based crushes. It's how he does that crinkly-eye thing after he's done a joke. Sends me all funny!

Yes I am well aware that I'm strange, cheers.

No matter how rich Simon Cowell is, I still couldn't bring myself to shag him

he wears built-up heels, ffs

YY to the crinkly-eye thing. Humour is very appealing - unless it's Bernard Manning of course.

I had a crush on Mark Knopfler from Dire Straits.
And Marc Bolan.
And David Cassidy.

Showing my age here.

But NEVER Donny Osmond..

Oh oh oh I read Linguistics! With phonetics, actually! Chomsky rocks! And Crystal and Trudgill! And I get special pleasures from correctly identifying regional accents!

People who talk about "correct" English should be kicked in their ignorant shins.

I think viz is brilliant...

especially Rogers Profanisaurus.

I think people who use candles and scented crap are pretentious and they should open windows and wash stuff.
No wonder there are so many people who have allergies nowadays - sprays, scented candles, perfumed this and that. Let some fresh air into your house and wash your curtains/sofa covers.

ahhhhh blasphemy blasphemy It is sublime and the best TV progamme of all time without exception.

I think people who have home births are bonkers

I think people who spend so much time thinking about how other people look must be deeply deeply unhappy about the way they look.

I think children who behave well all the time are quite creepy

I think parents who believe that their children's behaviour reflects their parenting are truly deluded and actually quite stupid.

Trident is a massive deterrent and as such is a great way of defending the UK

I think people who say "Oh you're so lucky DS has such good manners!" secretly want me to slap them.

He didn't come out of the womb with them you know!

Morning All,

HObnobs I am going to have to send you to therapy. YOu have some very odd crushes that need to be dealt with.

Bumbling agreed absolutely. I have 3 very well behaved DCs and one who is an utter nightmare most some of the time. Does that mean I have a split personality then???

I am so tired I have just had a can of Red BUll.

Ant on left, dec on right. Or Ant on right, dec on left. There is some order I know not or care not as they annoy the pants off me.

Ant and Dec - how you say it is how they stand, Ant (L) Dec (R) - always apparently! I do think it's time to give someone else a go!

I think a lot of babies look like Ian Hislop.

Can I just give the Total Irony Bypass Award to for....

"Agree with the "what soandso says" thing. If you have nothing new to add then say nothing!"

To...Mardybra

(either my iPad deleted mardybra as it failed to autocorrect or I was extending the tension)