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..to have a wildly inappropriate famous person crush?

157 replies

Stangirl · 20/03/2011 08:06

...on Matt Smith. He's just my type - funny looking, tall and highly talented. I am however 42 and pregnant. I nearly had an attack of the vapours with him in Christopher and his Kind last night. It all started when he announced Orbital at Glastonbury last year and was really cool.

Do you have inappropriate crushes?

OP posts:
BBL1 · 24/03/2011 16:43

oops meant Gabriel Byrne

TheLadyEvenstar · 24/03/2011 16:43

BBGFG, the only other major crush I have is on a real life person Wink

BringBackGoingForGold · 24/03/2011 16:47

Evenstar, me too, and ENTIRELY inappropriate!

TheLadyEvenstar · 24/03/2011 16:48

and not forgetting

TheLadyEvenstar · 24/03/2011 16:49

haha well mine is reciprocated Wink Wink

TheLadyEvenstar · 24/03/2011 16:50

but could be classed as inappropriate

ebbandflow · 24/03/2011 16:51

BBL1 have you watched him on In Treatment? Wink

HarrietTheSpook · 24/03/2011 16:52

at certain times of the month I fancy so many people I feel like a prehistoric cavewoman hunting for the best genes for my spawn. (Have two, enough!) Honestly - is this what they mean by perimenopausal?! Poor DH.

HarrietTheSpook · 24/03/2011 16:53

Getting younger and younger too. Which I guess also makes sense from an evolutionary perspective!!

BringBackGoingForGold · 24/03/2011 16:56

Harriet, you still haven't divulged the original, much younger one ...

KatieWatie · 24/03/2011 16:59

Charles Dance, Frank Finlay and Nigel Havers for me - all old enough to be my dad, if not grandad :o

Plus a more 'mainstream' one on Russell Brand Blush

BringBackGoingForGold · 24/03/2011 16:59

Nice!

HarrietTheSpook · 24/03/2011 17:03

soo embarrassing though...

KatieWatie · 24/03/2011 17:07

Oh and if we can confess to lady crushes then Suranne Jones (swit swoo, I say) uk.imdb.com/name/nm1013087/

BarefootBaritone · 24/03/2011 17:25

Currently i have to confess about feeling quietly flustered about Comedy Dave (from the Chris Moyles Show/Dancing on Ice) Blush

Had one of those "quite vivid" dreams about him early in this pregnancy which i've not been able to shake, and watching him do that marathon show last week was almost too much! What is weird is i don't think he's particulalry good looking. Or especially funny. This annoys me as i can't quite put my finger on what it is about him that makes me come over all inappropriate! Confused

Girl crush - definitely Liv Tyler (though i have always though her dad was one of the sexiest men alive! Wink)

TheLadyEvenstar · 24/03/2011 18:38

ohhh have I opened up the "go on admit your lady crushes" part of the thread lol sorry can't help it.

Worcswoman · 24/03/2011 21:31

I wanted to confess my crush on a female journalist/broadcaster with a deep voice but as I can't remember her name I guess it's not a serious infatuation. I feel a bit disappointed I've never quite achieved that lesbian fantasy - sadly I still like willies... back to Colin Firth and his magnificent breeches then :-)

startail · 25/03/2011 00:53

Alan Davis (QI)
Neil Oliver (Coast)
Patrick Stewart
Colin Jackson
Rafa Nadal (and Rodger Feder, since he's the more interesting to watch play, but not as sexy)
and David Tennet, but there is nothing inappropriate in that, just too much competition.

MrsBananaGrabber · 25/03/2011 01:33

When I was about 15 I had a massive crush on Frank Skinner. I never made plans on a Friday night so I could watch Fantasy Football Shock

Now my celeb crush is Brian Cox, he makes me come over all funny with his soft Northern accent (and vast knowledge of the cosmos of course) Grin

BringBackGoingForGold · 25/03/2011 10:20

Harriet, people on other threads have confessed to fancying Alan Sugar, Greg from Masterchef, and other horrors. It's FINE, whoever it is although I did have to take a couple of long slow breaths when someone said they fancied Ricky Gervais-

Ryoko · 25/03/2011 10:27

I've wanted Charlie Sheen since I was 6 or 7 years old and I still want him, don't give a damn about anyone else, he's the one I've all ways really wanted.

I really worry about him tho and feel sorry for him Sad I pray for him every night to be ok

HarrietTheSpook · 25/03/2011 13:14

Is anyone still following this thread? Will a confession lure you back?

BringBackGoingForGold · 25/03/2011 14:33

I am!

BringBackGoingForGold · 25/03/2011 14:33
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Noraginz · 25/03/2011 16:40

Is it appropriate to have a major crush on your kids headteacher, to the point where u love them getting in trouble so you can see him? He's much

I love Bill Clinton too, god no help for me

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