..to have a wildly inappropriate famous person crush?

[Stangirl]

...on Matt Smith. He's just my type - funny looking, tall and highly talented. I am however 42 and pregnant. I nearly had an attack of the vapours with him in Christopher and his Kind last night. It all started when he announced Orbital at Glastonbury last year and was really cool.

Do you have inappropriate crushes?

[BringBackGoingForGold]

"not all his wives'? That's a shocker. Funny though

[Whatever17]

David Soul.

Always has been, always will be.

I used to be much worse and sent him a birthday card via his agent. I used to phone his agent's office and ask when he would next be appearing, they started to get a little frosty though.

DS1 (20) once said "isn't he a wife beater?". I snapped "not ALL his wives!"

[SparklyC]

Creative men too - creative men with beards, mmmmmmmmmmmm!!
Paul McCartney circa late 1960's!! Or Dave Grohl! Hope Laurence L-B never grows a beard, oh dear!!
BTW, saw Elbow on Comic Relief and was surprised to say that I wasn't that keen on their beardy members - was actually pleased that I had some restrictions!!
Then there's that bloke who presents the food articles on The One Show - Jay Rayner - what's not to like, he's passionate about food, tall, bit beardy and he carries off a purple jacket with great aplomb!! The he went and did a documentary on pork scratchings (food which I have been craving this pregnancy) - OMG!!

[BringBackGoingForGold]

iMum, won't load ... How tantalising!

[iMum]

bollocks try again swoon

[iMum]

Ooohhhhh swoon

[BringBackGoingForGold]

Hi Harriet! Sorry about the mistaken identity .

So ... the young one then?!

Bear in mind that I've admitted to Toby from The West Wing and Laurence Llewelyn Bowen.

[HarrietTheSpook]

This isn't the really young one, obviously. And it's not justin beiber.

Does anyone on this thread live in North London?

[HarrietTheSpook]

Hi. I just had to respond.

Barking Harriet is not me, Harriet the Spook.

Threesome with Cleggy and Dave - possible for me. You see why I normally keep my mouth shut about who I fancy.

Anyway - the poster who was on about the head teacher and liking your son getting into trouble?

Goodness.

BringBackGoingForGold will this bring you back?

[BringBackGoingForGold]

Yes and yes to Turner and Garvey. Good taste on this thread! Didn't know Christian Cooke before but having googled him ... ring a ding ding. (I am also way too old for him, and for Turner).

[bean612]

PS. My current crush is only wildly inappropriate because he's 11 years younger than me. Other than that, he is appropriate in EVERY way: Christian Cooke, specifically in The Promise (Middle East drama on Channel 4 recently). Dear lord he is HOT.

[PheasantPlucker]

Aidan Turner makes me feel all peculiar. I am 42.

Saw Elbow on Monday. Fell a little bit in love with Guy Garvey.

[bean612]

BarkingHarriet - that's not embarrassing, surely? Well only from the faithless cad perspective, I suppose. He actually lives in my neighbourhood and I've seen him at the playground a few times - I'm sure I'm not the only one pretending not to notice him but actually sneaking glances out of the corner of my eye while DD falls off the climbing frame because I'm not paying attention...

[BringBackGoingForGold]

Sorry, Barking! Dang, that means the other Harriet has still not been back to confess her allegedly massively embarrassing crush ...

purple, I did have a huge crush on River and was devastated when he died. At least your crush is still alive

[purplebrickroad]

I would have said River Phoenix but I have recently discovered that the (thin, narrator) one that I thought was RP is someone else who is still alive.
I have nurtured a fatalistic crush for the wrong person.

[purplebrickroad]

Reginald D Hunter and Lee Mack.
I must continue to avoid them both.

[BarkingHarriet]

No Bringbackgoingforgold, although that is funny! I'm a recent returner, having been away from MN for a couple of years.

[BringBackGoingForGold]

Barking, are you HarrietTheSpook? You didn't feel the need to change your name for that, did you? Honestly, that's not a bad one! Doesn't do it for me but he is quite popular with the ladies, I believe.

I wouldn't say no to Howard, personally. And I think I'm too old too.

[BarkingHarriet]

Sorry, perhaps if I say it quickly - Mark Owen. I know he's a bad boy, and I'm about six inches taller than him, but I had one of 'those' dreams about him a couple of years ago and now that's it for me. Never thought of him in that way before, I was too old first time round.

[elvette]

Steve Buscemi. From Reservoir Dogs to Boardwalk Empire and beyond. I'm not joking.

[GabbyLoggon]

Sparky c any man with a beard, eh? Do you fancy whispering Brian Blessed?

[GabbyLoggon]

Doris Day many years ago.....I understand she prefers animals to men these days. Had a lot of nasty experiences with my gender presumably.

[Noraginz]

Not sure about David Cameron, but hairyness, yes.

I love a hairy chest, none of the baby oiled smoothies for me. :

[BringBackGoingForGold]

Ooh, I've got two more: Puck and Kurt from Glee . Not at the same time though

[BringBackGoingForGold]

David Cameron might win most inappropriate crush ... (in my opinion obviously). I'm liking beards and general mussedness and cuddliness more as I age, although I do still love a pretty boy with a rake-thin body as well.

CaveMum, Alan R is not inappropriate I don't think. Words fail me about Jimmy Carr, but then again I fancy Eddie Izzard ...