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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

..to have a wildly inappropriate famous person crush?

157 replies

Stangirl · 20/03/2011 08:06

...on Matt Smith. He's just my type - funny looking, tall and highly talented. I am however 42 and pregnant. I nearly had an attack of the vapours with him in Christopher and his Kind last night. It all started when he announced Orbital at Glastonbury last year and was really cool.

Do you have inappropriate crushes?

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BringBackGoingForGold · 22/03/2011 14:38

Quincy, I'll share Garvey with you.

Sleepdisorder, happy to work out a timeshare for Viggo, but I'm afraid we will have to step outside when it comes to Benedict because I ain't sharing him. You're welcome to Smith though.

LouMacca · 22/03/2011 14:40

atthecarwash - he's mine! hands off! Wink God, that body.......

QuincyMincemeat · 22/03/2011 14:46

BringBack, there's plenty of him to go around.
Grin. He's wonderous.

BringBackGoingForGold · 22/03/2011 14:50

Don't normally go for larger gentlemen, but yes, there's something about Garvey ... .

Is he attractive in the flesh on stage, then?

kreecherlivesupstairs · 22/03/2011 14:54

I'll happily share Frank Gallagher. I saw him as himself on Mastermind, he was attractive, but not as gorge as Frank.

bettydraperswardrobeelf · 22/03/2011 15:03

Frank Gallagher??? Clarkson??? What is wrong with you people?

I have to admit to being hopelessly in love with Dr Gregory House......who knew Hugh Laurie was sexy?! Also have a soft spot for Benedict Cumberbunderbatch and the divine Mr Depp. Ideally together........Hmmmmm.......Grin

Ooopsadaisy · 22/03/2011 15:06

betty - I'm afraid Mr Depp is already busy. Very busy. Wink

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 22/03/2011 15:09

So many.... Grin Richard Armitage, obviously. Sam Neill. David Tennant. Zac Goldsmith. Chris Barrie. the one who plays Price Arthur in Merlin. Blush

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 22/03/2011 15:10

and Julian Assange Blush

bettydraperswardrobeelf · 22/03/2011 15:14

Didn't your Mum ever tell you it's nice to share ooops? By which I mean I'll have him when you're all done - not proposing an MN swinging party....Blush

Ooopsadaisy · 22/03/2011 15:25

betty - I would share if I could, but there will be nothing left of Mr Depp when I have finished with him.

(Laughs in a snorty, perv-like way). Grin

QuincyMincemeat · 23/03/2011 09:28

BringBack he has amazing stage presence, and is hilariously funny, and hasthe most beautiful voice; so yes he is incredibly attractive on stage.

BringBackGoingForGold · 23/03/2011 09:50

Swoooooon!

Itchywoolyjumper · 23/03/2011 10:24

It really is the Doctor Who thing isn't it? David Tennant doing the glasses/sonic screwdriver/stern look combo, dear me.......

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 10:33

There are half a dozen of us on Sleb Twaddle who've been indulging our collective Richard Armitage fetish on a daily basis for the last six months, so if YABU, God help us! Grin

willow · 23/03/2011 10:38

Mrs G - Prince A? Oh come on woman!

FirmBottom · 23/03/2011 10:44

when i was ten, i was in love with mike baldwin from corrie, to me he just seemed the epitamy of glamour and cool Blush

Anonymousbird · 23/03/2011 10:45

My uncontrollable lust is David Morrissey.

I watched a programme last night just because he was narrating.

I didn't even get to see him, just listen. Blush. Better than nothing.

Growl.

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 23/03/2011 17:43

and all of the male cast of the West Wing except Toby (pace Willow!)

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 23/03/2011 17:47

I hadn't seen David Tennant in Dr Who until I saw him in 'Einstein and Eddington', silently thought whooarr, and the innocent little DC piped up, 'that's Dr Who', so I decided to join them of a Saturday on the sofa for the Doc...

BringBackGoingForGold · 23/03/2011 17:50

Oh, I'd probably take Toby over anyone else from The West Wing!

Marlinspike · 23/03/2011 17:50

Anyone a Glee fan? What about badboy Noah Puckerman? Gorgeous, with that sexy mowhawk!

Now here's the thing... I really can't work out why this is, and I am ASHAMED and EMBARRASSED... but I've got a bit of a thing for...

...George Osbourne!
(dons hard had a scuttles away in shame!)

bupcakesandcunting · 23/03/2011 19:12

Yy to Guy Garvey. I almost wept when I read in Q that he has a girlfriend.

bupcakesandcunting · 23/03/2011 19:13

Peter Mandelson too yes please. Danny Alexander can film it.

HarleyQuinn · 23/03/2011 20:20

Gary Oldman, Paul Rudd, and Karl Urban

I have smaller crushes on Dara O Briain, Ade Edmondson and Alfred Molina Blush ( its the big brown puppy dog eyes)