..to have a wildly inappropriate famous person crush?

[Stangirl]

...on Matt Smith. He's just my type - funny looking, tall and highly talented. I am however 42 and pregnant. I nearly had an attack of the vapours with him in Christopher and his Kind last night. It all started when he announced Orbital at Glastonbury last year and was really cool.

Do you have inappropriate crushes?

Mr Claypole is Dead?

Mine is that "sex on legs" singer Seal - just look at him on the video "the Beginning"

I love Matt Smith!

Fell asleep after 10 minutes of the thing on BBC 2 last night though. Was well fucked off with myslef because he was kissing other boys...mmmmmmmm!

and kissing them very very well from where i was sitting. :)

Having regular fits of the vapours at Prof Brian Cox - nerd extrodinaire.

Failing him, Mr Depp would do

CuppaTea, your Timothy Claypole crush is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I'd like a go with Viggo Mortensen, but ONLY as whatever he's called in Lord of the Rings.

If I have an inappropriate crush, it's probably in RL: my friend's married-with-kids friend (I have a long-standing DP too) . But going by some of the threads in Mumsnet world, I don't think any sleb crush is to be judged inappropriate, whatever your age/state of pregnancy.

might draw the line at Adrian Chiles though

Matt le Blanc in Episodes but just for a fling... along with the house on the Californian coast that was his home in the show

I'm terribly besotted with Ricky Gervais. Terribly. It's embarrassing. I spend waaaaay too much time stalking watching him.

It's the teeth.....

I have a secret thing for Louis Theroux. Can't explain it!

Oh Kreecher I thought I was the only one - James Lewis!!! Isnt he divine?!! Also, rather more usual I guess, Alexander Skarsgard. Humunahhummmunaah

got to be John Bon Jovi
my DH had one on Penny Smith!!!!!!!

Pixie, finally a kindred spirit. Maybe we can stalk him when I come back to England.
I am going to be living in Warrington, so not too far to Derbyshire
Do you think he is interested in the fairer sex? I was watching him on the antiques roadtrip thing last week, I noticed a fair degree of campery.

I had a rather romantic dream about Jeremy Clarkson once - I'd do him. And Alan Titchmarsh can give me a good telling-off whilst spanking me.

Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jnr.

At the same time.

Please.

This doesn't really seem inappropriate, or weird even, after the Clarkson bombshell, but: Guy Garvey from Elbow can come up and see me some time.

I think Penny (I think her name is) from Fireman Sam is cute

Staying

Oopsadaisy, would you consider timeshare? Oooh Matt Smith and Bendict wossname and Viggo as LOTR chap, mmmmm

Ricky Gervais FFS !

Sleepdisorderordv - there would be nothing left to share, I'm afraid.

I'm a lecherous old bird when I get going .

Michael C Hall...the guy that plays Dexter. Sooooo in love with him......hot hot hot!

Well he is not a real person but I'd have to say Frank Gallagher from 'Shameless'.

Guy Garvey.

went to see Elbow on saturday........oh my god.