please help! dh and i are falling out over this life important question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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recently i contributed to a thread on primary education where i said i feel like punching fairies

tomight i have contributed to my own thread stating that the smiths arse fuck puppies

now.

dh thinks that punching fairies is worse than arse fucking puppies

i think he is being unreasonable am i right?

HIBU.

Can I use a gavel?

Ooh... that's a tough one. I haven't had any wine to be able to answer that one.

yes. fairies deserve all they get.

You should hear my DP's sleep ramblings on fairies.

They bring it on themselves. Flappy fuckers.

arse fucking puppies...?I'd have to know if that was against their will or consensual to make a decision..?

oh come the fuck on

arse fucking puppies is way worse than punching fairies

yes i agree

bestiality is one up on plain old violence

I'd rather arse fuck fairies and punch puppies but, you know, horses for courses.

Fairies are just TOO BLEEDING GIRLY! I can't bear all those adult women who go around wearing wings and tutus on a night out. FFS. AAAAGGGHHHH.

exactly

HIBU, because fairies sometimes hit back

The Smiths? Are you talking about the band?

Have you read about the fairies in the True Blood books? Get to the end of the series then you'll KNOW how 'ard they are

Mandy I was going to mention Claudine etc

dh ibu

The tooth fairy is a natsy bitch who always turns up with no change and leaves IOU notes under pillows here

she needs a punch

Our tooth fairy would leave cash, but in little brown pay packet envelopes from the pound shop. Wonder why!?

i have fairies in my garden.i take offence.
could you not kick a snowman?

I hope the puppies finished breastfeeding first.

I would much rather punch all those people who have my car is powered by fucking fairy dust stickers in their car.

Fairies can retaliate against you with their magic wands. Puppies are innocent little defenceless dog-babies. Hurting the puppies is Way Worse.

DH is being U. Though I am frankly a little disturbed about what exactly goes on in your house....

Puppies can bite if you arse fuck them. Fairies would probably die if you punched them hard enough.

HINBU.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.thedisneyword.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/tinkandfriends.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thedisneyword.com/2008/09/25/meet-tinkerbell-and-her-friends/&usg=__qQlwuFMLSpdofWwXDU0CM56gwm4=&h=300&w=400&sz=90&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=wbHXMQIUGMANVM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=188&ei=Mad6TaeeDM-xhAfNnpniBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtinkerbell%2Band%2Bfriends%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1T4ADSA_enGB388GB388%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D604%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=324&vpy=114&dur=1855&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=171&ty=108&oei=Mad6TaeeDM-xhAfNnpniBg&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Look at this.

Has a puppy ever offended anyone to this degree? I think not.

Now tell me that punching fairies is wrong.

Not convinced?

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=thedisneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/disneyfairies-press.jpg&imgrefurl=thedisneyblog.com/2008/09/24/tinker-bell-and-her-fairy-friends-coming-soon-to-disneyland-and-magic-kingdom/&usg=__F7xiydeMjL2EORDwkBRo6MILHkk=&h=332&w=500&sz=51&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=oVL4sa4S_skIOM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=183&ei=Mad6TaeeDM-xhAfNnpniBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtinkerbell%2Band%2Bfriends%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1T4ADSA_enGB388GB388%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D604%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=487&oei=Mad6TaeeDM-xhAfNnpniBg&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0&tx=121&ty=91" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Check this out.

probably die

omg

:o

The puppy thing is worse. Fairies don't exist.